Things you can get away with saying at Christmas

[WarezKid]

Your welcome (H)

[Stephen]

1. I prefer breasts to legs



2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.



3. Smother the butter all over the breasts!



4. If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!



5. I've never seen a better spread!



6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.



7. Are you ready for seconds yet?



8. it’s a little dry and hairy; do you still want to eat it and pick hair out of your teeth?



9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!



10. Don't play with your meat.



11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go but when I take it out again don't forget to swallow.



12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?



13. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!



14. You still have a little bit on your chin.



15. How long will it take after you put it in?



16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up to say hello.



17. Just pull the end and wait for the bang.



18. That's the biggest bird I've ever had!



19. I'm so full; I've been gobbling nobby's nuts all morning



20. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more!



21. I do like a good stuffing.

lol...

Sorry lmao.. random post, didn't sound dirtier enough to me.
Just a few minor edits

[Shawnstra]

LOL nice ones, you made them up?

[Stephen]

Omggg I made a rhyme up...

11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go but when I take it out again don't forget to swallow.

[le harry]

I can get away with them any time of the year.

of course you can craig.

[Teyauna.]

The dirty ones, I would never get away with no matter what time of year, the rude ones too.

[Fart]

1. I prefer breasts to legs



2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.



3. Smother the butter all over the breasts!



4. If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!



5. I've never seen a better spread!



6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.



7. Are you ready for seconds yet?



8. it’s a little dry; do you still want to eat it?



9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!



10. Don't play with your meat.



11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.



12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?



13. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!



14. You still have a little bit on your chin.



15. How long will it take after you put it in?



16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.



17. Just pull the end and wait for the bang.



18. That's the biggest bird I've ever had!



19. I'm so full; I've been gobbling nuts all morning



20. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more!



21. I do like a good stuffing.

lol...

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO loving your posts so far , 21 made me laugh like hell

[lScottl]

What about "That bird is shaved"

[Mexam]

What about "That bird is shaved"

KILLED IT SOZ.

[lScottl]

KILLED IT SOZ.

urm......?