
Hahahaha, brilliant.
Same for me, except I knew people saw it and they didn't let it go for a while [what with it being primary school]. And other moments of walking into stuff or falling over [I'm pretty clumsy].
[Sam]
haha heres one
kind of awkward
i was really out of it one day and just a mess of hormones, so i was pretty pissed at people and not really talking and paying attention
a teacher asked me for the answer to a question and i didnt pay attention
so he came up to my desk and smacked me in the back of the head lightly
and i was like
"harder." before i realized who it was
and then i was like
"crap."
and the class was like "eww."
and i was like "pervertssss."
haha my teacher looked all awkward and then just moved on lmao![]()
Not awkward.....more kickass than anything.
This was 2 years ago, back when actually was in high school. I graduated June '07. Anyways.
This took place outside our school library.
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|<-Library ^-workout room
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The kid was standing against the glass doors to the workout room and he was firin off spitballs. Kinda immature, yathink?
He spits one at me. I tell him to "REMOVED". He does it again. I drop my backpack.....he does it a third time. I dropped my iPod and out of nowhere I quickly dashed towards him and BAM! REMOVED speared him right in the gut into the glass door, smashing through it.
My head was the first thing through the glass. Like 200 kids had watched as it was after lunch and kids were going back to class.
Needless to say the vice principal-type guy who is a really good guy who also, like me, has ADHD, told the kid to quit being immature and made HIM pay to replace the glass door
After that kids kinda REMOVED off and stopped insulting me and stuff.
Ended up finishing school with blood dripping from my head. Went to the hospital which was 2 blocks away shortly after and getting stitches.
I'm a legend \m/
Edited by REDNECK (Forum Moderator): Do not continue to avoid the language filter.
Last edited by jesus; 31-01-2008 at 02:35 PM.
ahh nice one dude|--------------------
|<-Library ^-workout room
|
The kid was standing against the glass doors to the workout room and he was firin off spitballs. Kinda immature, yathink?
He spits one at me. I tell him to "REMOVED". He does it again. I drop my backpack.....he does it a third time. I dropped my iPod and out of nowhere I quickly dashed towards him and BAM! REMOVED speared him right in the gut into the glass door, smashing through it.
My head was the first thing through the glass. Like 200 kids had watched as it was after lunch and kids were going back to class.
Needless to say the vice principal-type guy who is a really good guy who also, like me, has ADHD, told the kid to quit being immature and made HIM pay to replace the glass door
After that kids kinda REMOVED off and stopped insulting me and stuff.
Ended up finishing school with blood dripping from my head. Went to the hospital which was 2 blocks away shortly after and getting stitches.
I'm a legend \m/![]()
Last edited by jesus; 31-01-2008 at 02:35 PM.
I was in geography and he's the nasty'st teacher in the school. And suddendly my nose started to bleed like really badly and i was going 'sir, sir' and he was just ignoring me and i had blood all over my uniform and on the desk and chair etc, and my face. after about 1 minute he finally turned round, threw a bundle and toiletpaper at me and told me to go to the office, and everyone was staring at all the blood on me.
thats illegal in the ukhaha heres one
kind of awkward
i was really out of it one day and just a mess of hormones, so i was pretty pissed at people and not really talking and paying attention
a teacher asked me for the answer to a question and i didnt pay attention
so he came up to my desk and smacked me in the back of the head lightly
and i was like
"harder." before i realized who it was
and then i was like
"crap."
and the class was like "eww."
and i was like "pervertssss."
haha my teacher looked all awkward and then just moved on lmaoi thought it was in the usa aswell
Conductor of the Runaway Train of Militant Homosexuality
that's why it said "lightly" it's not harming them rly, but yeah a teacher assualting someone is illegal.
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Lol,
In year 2 everyone was talking and I was messing with blue tac, and miss went put your hands on your head (to shut us up and make sure we were listening) I panicked, and just put hands on head anyway. Got the blue tack stuck and I had to out head under sink for ageeeeeeees, and then I got bored and tried to snip it off and cut off too much and had bald patch.
The good ol' days!
One time i was in Year 4 I Was at School and some Idiot Kept making a Crip sign and I Jumped at him and he fell backwards in to window falling from second floor i was on him he was one that got injured Not me and i quicky ran from the sight and went to art class because i had get pencil and stuff for art and i was last and that kid was last to leave lucky He lived but with a Broken arm and Back
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