Superhero Movie

[Frodo13.]

wanna see this
i love the actress who plays brenda in scary movies

Meh that was only bit I was dissapointed with - she wasn't in it that long. But, the bit she is in is really funny.

[Misawa]

But as I said, your a critic, and like most critics, have not a single humorous bone in your body. And while your here, I felt your Indiana Jones review was totaly biased, as you've been a big fan for a while and just your sole mission was a attempt to try and prove people wrong. I saw Indy 4, and I must say, it's utter crap.

Hmm... actually I have many "humourous bones" in my body; that was quite a lame statement to make. There is a huge difference in what is funny and what is not, and Superhero Movie is an example of this. You are the minority I'm afraid.

As for my commentary on Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, I am far from biased - I am impartial - and pride myself in being so. I have indeed been a life-long fan of the first three films, and you saying that the fourth is garbage is your opinion, which is fine - but I know that it's constructed from an attack on the sci-fi aspect of the film, and thus your very negative review of it is extremely laughable. Perhaps it would be an idea to obtain some knowledge of film before attempting to comment.

[stickwitu]

oh, if she isn't in it much i ain't gonna see it then
she's the only character bit in the scary movies that ALWAYS makes me laugh, no matter how many times i watch them

and urgh shut up trying to be a film critic, that's nothing to be proud of being because half of the time no one listens to them anyway - they are biased and most of them don't have the ability to enjoy movies, they just analyse them.. ruining the whole point of them really.
if you wanna force your opinions and express yourself go to a film forum, 'cuz no one else really gives a toss.

[Axel]

It gets bad ratings because it's just so poorly written...

[Loser]

It gets bad ratings because it's just so poorly written...

They aren't interested in that, they're more interested in conspiracy theories about critics hating all comedies.

[Misawa]

oh, if she isn't in it much i ain't gonna see it then
she's the only character bit in the scary movies that ALWAYS makes me laugh, no matter how many times i watch them

and urgh shut up trying to be a film critic, that's nothing to be proud of being because half of the time no one listens to them anyway - they are biased and most of them don't have the ability to enjoy movies, they just analyse them.. ruining the whole point of them really.
if you wanna force your opinions and express yourself go to a film forum, 'cuz no one else really gives a toss.

This IS a film forum.

The proof that people listen to me, or more to the point, read and follow me is the amount of mail I receive from readers of my column in the newspaper which I write for. I apologise for yourself as you obviously have zero manners.

[jessLOL]

it isnt a film forum lmao.
'HABBO' forum, its under movies but i thin writing a massive review on a film the lads already seen is just pointless. i dont think its badly written, its just what your sense of humour is really, you cant say no one in the world will not laugh at the jokes in the movie.

[dirrty]

i deffo wanna watch it cuz i love films like that. dunno when though.

[Frodo13.]

Hmm... actually I have many "humourous bones" in my body; that was quite a lame statement to make. There is a huge difference in what is funny and what is not, and Superhero Movie is an example of this. You are the minority I'm afraid.

As for my commentary on Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, I am far from biased - I am impartial - and pride myself in being so. I have indeed been a life-long fan of the first three films, and you saying that the fourth is garbage is your opinion, which is fine - but I know that it's constructed from an attack on the sci-fi aspect of the film, and thus your very negative review of it is extremely laughable. Perhaps it would be an idea to obtain some knowledge of film before attempting to comment.

My point is, that critics, like yourself, often pan comical performances due to 'thin scripts' and 'bad acting', which in films like this make the film funny. As I've already said, films such as 'White Chicks' and the 'Scary Movie' francise were panned by the critics, however they have probably the largest fan base of any comedy film. I don't believe I am a minority either - the entire cinema was in tears of laughter during the film. Oh, and just because I don't write reviews for my local newspapers, and trying to make myself the owner of the film forum, does not mean I don't know what makes a good film:rolleyes:

Indy is awful because Ford no longer fits the part. I surely don't get a thrill out of a 65 year old man 'cracking his whip'. There is also, IMO, poor acting and no significant or anything signicficantly new stunt and technilogical wise. And yes, the Sci-Fi element was just utter garbage, and solely destroyed a franchise. It's a god-damm awful movie. And despite you saying your 'impartial', in doesn't hide the fact your article appeard biased, making it a very poor and unconvincing review.

[Axel]

I don't believe I am a minority either - the entire cinema was in tears of laughter during the film..

Because the people there thought it looked funny, so they went to go see it. You wouldn't go to see it if you weren't prepared for cheap crap unless you're a critic or something.