1) I was a late bloomer
2) I am ugly
3) I am a tramp
4) I have a low mental age
5) My name is Brandon

1) I was a late bloomer
2) I am ugly
3) I am a tramp
4) I have a low mental age
5) My name is Brandon
1. I'm not freaky enough to tell some ****** geeks how mint I am =)
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Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it. - Terry Pratchett
-I am constantly annoyed and grumpy during the winter
-I am 6'1 and have size 12 shoes.
-I have a huge obsession with cups of tea.
-I also have a huge obsession with Greggs sausage rolls.
-I am constantly wanting to go to a hotter county but I'd hate the idea of moving to one.
1. I'm flexible
2. I've experienced an earthquake
3. I live in a semi-detatched house
4. My maths teacher hates me
5. I'm obsessed with my nails
- im asian (Singaporean)
- im older than most on here
- i have a favourite spoon
- i prefer raw veg compared to cooked ones
- i can cook
Favourtism is going to take up a career in Media.
Favourtism has the mobile numbers of Xarea, KateeTBH., Roxy916, iConz.. and Mr.OSH.
Favourtism has had News Reports posted in his local paper many times.
Favourtism is aware his name should be "Favortism" if spelling mattered but it doesn't.
Favourtism enjoys owning Mr.OSH on Xbox Live.
The other day I was in a toilet.
A voice came from the cubicle next to me: "Hello mate, how are you doing?"
I didn't want to be rude, so I said, "Not too bad, thanks."
I heard the voice again. "So, what are you up to?"
Again I answered, "Just having a quick ****... How about yourself?"
Then I heard him say "Sorry, mate, I'll have to call you back. I've got some **** in the cubicle next to me answering everything I say."
1. i work in burger king
2. im rly shy
3. i have a 2 inch penis
4. my toe nails are massive
5. i hate metal ladders.
all but 1 are true![]()
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