Get a tank,shotgun and machine guns and your basically invincable

Get a tank,shotgun and machine guns and your basically invincable
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uhm, steal some food which will last me 20 years at my local supermarket, steal a gun, take a portable radio & tv and ask mr.president to fly airforce 1 to england, fly back to taiwan & climb 101 floors up taipei 101 or easier 5 floors underground. keep watching the news for latest updates & when a miracle kills the zombie, i ask mr. vice president to fly me back to england.
I'll be branded a maniac for speakin' the truth and I'll be murdered as soon as I hit the streets with the proof.
Every time i watch i zobie film i think about something like this! Strange.
Get very drunk, then an hero.
Well i'd round up my mates and families, (one of them has loads of swords etc.) go into town to the sporting shop and get some rifles, go somewhere for swords etc. Then go to somewhere dat sells beds and get loads and take em to asda, go to the local farms and get all the livestock which we would take to asda too, and hay for them. Would get soil and grass from garden center (for livestock) Also, we would go to all other local supermarkets and take all of that stuff to the asda.
Then, would go somewhere for wood etc to barracade ourselves into asda, and take it to asda. Then split up and go to petrol stations and take all wot we can get. Then go to dvd shop and get all we can get, go to electrical shops and get tvs and games consoles,excercise stuff and cooking applicances.
Then, go back to asda, spread some petrol around the outside(incase we need to light it up), and then barricade the outside, and inside. Move EVERYTHING into the basement (like food at asda, aswell as what i have listed) and at night we would take it in turns watching everything from the roof, whilst having walkie talkie to the basement so if we see them breaking through we can light it up and go to the basement again. During day can chillax, cook, and feed animals. Reason for livestock is so we have unlimited supply of milk and meat, and eggs.
If the worse came to the worst, we would spread remainder of petrol on ground floor, then go to basement and light ground floor, and live underground.
Or, replace asda with a cruise ship and we would live at sea![]()
1. Gather rucksack + suitcase + black bags + saw + umbrellas + tent + food supplies + razorwire [stolen from b&q] + car battery (+random weapons obvs)
2. Take bicycle from garage
3. Cycle under cover of darkness to McDonalds & other fast food places
4. Force entry avoiding detection
5. Put cooking oil (raw) in black bags, (bottled) in rucksack. Then tie black bags with oil inside and place in suitcase.
6. Escape again avoiding detection.
7. Find electricity pilon and climb to summet using ladder.
8. Using saw, cut off ladder.
9. Procede to pour the oil over pilon structure leading up to you as best you can.
10. Set up umbrellas to protect the area from rain & wind as best you can.
11. Set up tent and prepare for a long stay. (Use the empty bottles of oil to collect rainwater).
12. Set up razorwire around platform at summet [just incase some mega-zombie makes it up.
13. Attach car battery to razorwire (the razorwire doesn't melt because it is magic)
14. Zombies spot you (unlikely)? No ladder, they climb pilon. Wait, pilon is oiled = unclimbable. They reach summet (more unlikely)? Razorwire w/ electric current provided by car battery.
Even if they get by ALL that, you obviously have your weapons, knives etc. So I think you'd be quite safe. This method is intended for one person alone because that was the specified rule, but with more people you'd have a better chance, within reason.
Last edited by LoveToStack; 17-01-2009 at 09:11 PM.
But the amount of food u can have up their isn't that much =[1. Gather rucksack + suitcase + black bags + saw + umbrellas + tent + food supplies(+random weapons obvs)
2. Take bicycle from garage
3. Cycle under cover of darkness to McDonalds & other fast food places
4. Force entry avoiding detection
5. Put cooking oil (raw) in black bags, (bottled) in rucksack. Then tie black bags with oil inside and place in suitcase.
6. Escape again avoiding detection.
7. Find electricity pilon and climb to summet using ladder.
8. Using saw, cut off ladder.
9. Procede to pour the oil over pilon structure leading up to you as best you can.
10. Set up umbrellas to protect the area from rain & wind as best you can.
11. Set up tent and prepare for a long stay. (Use the empty bottles of oil to collect rainwater).
12. Zombies spot you (unlikely)? No ladder, they climb pilon. Wait, pilon is oiled = unclimbable.
I think that could seriously work...
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