
"If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put 'U' and 'I' together"
"Are you a parking ticket because you have 'FINE' written all over you"
They're my favourite two.
22. if women were flowers you'd be the one I'd pick
thats so sweet lol ;p
this was used on me today LOL
nice tshirt... would look better on my floor
ughh
oh thats hot
LOLOLOOL. I love these.
hi my name is lexi
i'm living this crazy beautiful life.*
Alright sweetheart where you been all my life
thats a good'un![]()
get yer coat uve pulled![]()
Life is like a puzzle, and you're the missing piece.
what a lame one..![]()
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