Corrupt a Wish

[ItsDave]

Granted, but it scuttlesoff during the night while you are asleep. You wake up the next morning upset and confused, and stumble out of your front door to try and find him. You do. You find his splattered turtle corpse on the road with shards of his shell sticking out of the messy, sticky pile of turtle meat and a curious cat sniffs the remains, and you see him gleefully trollop off with the turtles remains in his jaws.

I wish I had some more clothes.

[Laggings]

Granted, your clothes were just delieved, straight off the hobo down the street.

I wish my neck felt better.

[ItsDave]

Granted, but then a flying plate that got thrown out of a moving car frisbees into it thus hurting it again.

I wish I wasn't so tired.

[Laggings]

Granted, you're dead.

I wish this thread would be locked, deleted, destroyed, and forgotten about.

[ItsDave]

Granted. But now everyone hates you for closing and destroying such a popular thread, and therefore they petition it be re-instated on the foum, and remains on the forum 8)

I wish I knew what to do.

[Laggings]

Wish granted, but you forgot.

I wish my new graphics card would come in the mailz.

[TonyBest]

Granted, shame its a Birthday card with some nice graphics on it

I wish i had Assassins Creed 2 before any1 else

[Japan]

Granted, shame its a Birthday card with some nice graphics on it

I wish i had Assassins Creed 2 before any1 else

Granted, but the game is ****.

I wish for world peace.

[ItsDave]

Granted, but as its being declared, Russia fire nukes

I wish I could get a bloody job somewhere.

[TonyBest]

Granted, but only at McDonalds

i wish my bro would allow me to install gta 3 onto my computer (so broing without it)