kill all those in charge - hard bit
make everyone vote me as world leader - easy bit

kill all those in charge - hard bit
make everyone vote me as world leader - easy bit
Wait for a period of decline and despression in a county
Start a Facist group, to take power.
Blame a ramdon race, jews possible due to the historical popularity.
Offer loads of stuff
Create a state of emergancy so I can't be voted out
Create tonnes of arms
Make friends with places like russkia, china and india, smothering tactics. Give them all a gun and some ammo.
Take over rest of the world
Get them three to fight agaisnt each other. Side with the winner.
Be happy with my superior race, kill everyone I don't want.
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Profit.
Back when I was in school we had some dude from Africa come in and he was hilarious because we couldn't understand most of what he said but the gist of it was that we were doing some charity thing for a country full of people with this hereditary disease that makes all'y'all go blind for no apparent reason, and the medicine is only like 50p per person but they haven't even got that and ting. So basically I figured I'd pop over there and pay for all them fools to be able to see and BAM got my own little country in Africa, then just mini wars with other countries in the hood and take over Africa. No-one's gonna stop me because no-one cares about Africa as long as they keep paying back the loans, but then yeah from Africa spread out take over whoever the hell I feel like because no matter who has superior weapons you absolutely cannot kill black people with one shot and we just hurl stuff at them once they give away their position.
I think it's flawless
I'm in.Back when I was in school we had some dude from Africa come in and he was hilarious because we couldn't understand most of what he said but the gist of it was that we were doing some charity thing for a country full of people with this hereditary disease that makes all'y'all go blind for no apparent reason, and the medicine is only like 50p per person but they haven't even got that and ting. So basically I figured I'd pop over there and pay for all them fools to be able to see and BAM got my own little country in Africa, then just mini wars with other countries in the hood and take over Africa. No-one's gonna stop me because no-one cares about Africa as long as they keep paying back the loans, but then yeah from Africa spread out take over whoever the hell I feel like because no matter who has superior weapons you absolutely cannot kill black people with one shot and we just hurl stuff at them once they give away their position.
I think it's flawless
Back when I was in school we had some dude from Africa come in and he was hilarious because we couldn't understand most of what he said but the gist of it was that we were doing some charity thing for a country full of people with this hereditary disease that makes all'y'all go blind for no apparent reason, and the medicine is only like 50p per person but they haven't even got that and ting. So basically I figured I'd pop over there and pay for all them fools to be able to see and BAM got my own little country in Africa, then just mini wars with other countries in the hood and take over Africa. No-one's gonna stop me because no-one cares about Africa as long as they keep paying back the loans, but then yeah from Africa spread out take over whoever the hell I feel like because no matter who has superior weapons you absolutely cannot kill black people with one shot and we just hurl stuff at them once they give away their position.
I think it's flawless
Erm.. you are aware Africa does have a government and just because its people are poor doesn't mean its government is? There's your flaw.
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