Zombie Survival Thread...

[HOSKO02]

I used to be a cadet so I've got access to the local military base and their weapons (I've had training, duh) adn I'd round up about six of my best mates (we've all had military training, btw) pack rations, ammo, etc... get someguns and head into the top of a large building in the city where we will pick off the zombies from on top unto they all kill us. Go out fighting I'd say

Oh, so youll just starve will ya, up on your puny hill?

We would be self sufficient on our hill! Growing our own crops, establishing outward facing battlements should the need arise. There's trees and what not so we can construct buildings, no sweat man! What are you gonna do when your ammo runs out? All the food will be rotten by then!

[AlexOC]

We would be self sufficient on our hill! Growing our own crops, establishing outward facing battlements should the need arise. There's trees and what not so we can construct buildings, no sweat man! What are you gonna do when your ammo runs out? All the food will be rotten by then!

What if the hill falls over.

[Browney]

If they were slow zombies I'd just get a minivan and keep moving, nicking food on the way until all the zombies starve.

[AlexOC]

I'd spit on them.

[HOSKO02]

What if the hill falls over.

Come on man, we're assuming physics is all normal here, it's not a cliff, it's just a 10% incline or so ;P

[Naruto!]

have intercourse with them all, and then hide in lidls

[jackass]

I'd get a Benelli M3 shotgun, with lots of ammo, go to a a room with 1 door and shoot every zombie that comes through. :8

[Rixion]

hide in a basement that has a secret passage to escape to another world!

and if the zombies find you throw the nearest person in a wheelchair at them! (dejavu)

[AlexOC]

hide in a basement that has a secret passage to escape to another world!

and if the zombies find you throw the nearest person in a wheelchair at them! (dejavu)

Using the disabled as human shields!

I like it.

[VirtualG]

We would be self sufficient on our hill! Growing our own crops, establishing outward facing battlements should the need arise. There's trees and what not so we can construct buildings, no sweat man! What are you gonna do when your ammo runs out? All the food will be rotten by then!

Sorry, maybe you could fit this much on a MOUNTAIN but not a hill. Where will you get your water, where will you dispose of your waste? How could you possibley grow crops on any normal sized hill, not to mention gather water, seeds, etc for it. You'll need meat too. 1 kg of spinach is equal to 10 grams of steak.

What if the hill falls over.

Rofl... You keep spamming too, you should stop

I'd spit on them.

You should stop now, really...

have intercourse with them all, and then hide in lidls

Just discgusting, typical westham suppourter

Using the disabled as human shields!

I like it.

I Said STOP!!!