Ever nearly died?

[FlyingJesus]

I was meant to be miscarried apparently or something like my mum went into hospital and was losing me but then I was like actually cba carry on so I didn't die there and then summer 2008 I think it was I went to France on a booze cruise with a couple of chums paid like £14 for all the ferry tickets so was like cool and then on the way back to the port it had been raining like mega and we were going 55 uphill on the motorway and didn't know there was a roundabout coming up god knows why there was a roundabout on a motorway but yeah car in front braked hard so I had to then the wheels locked etc etc slippy slippy bit of instinctive driving and sliding backwards for a bit then managed somehow to land parallel with the barriers up against them and if we'd been like at any angle at all the lorries coming up behind us would have totally obliterated the lot of us but as it was no-one even got a scratch and I somehow the car had survived had to pay like £165 to fix it though so didn't save much on the booze cruise really punctuation is for losers

[ColyTom]

I've nearly drowned three times:
once was serious as I fell into a river and was floating downstream untill my mate pulled me out (I was a really weak swimmer at the time as well), another time was in a lifeguarded swimming pool so it wasn't as bad but I couldn't stand up and I had fallen underneath and I found it hard to breath and the other time was when I drifted out to see on a rubber ring untill a man on a canoe rescued me.

[Jahova]

Could have been blind, but not die.

[Tash.]

I could've drowned when I was 10 on holiday in menorca. I went into the sea on like an infatable boat dinghy thing, fell out and then sorta drifted into deep water. Then i sorta got stuck on some rocks (I couldn't swim), but luckily this man, god knows who he was came over and like pulled me back to the shore haha. Oh my days, if I was older I might've died of the embarassment alone.

[ItsDave]

I've hit the door of a car, like if I didn't look right and left I would have been on the bonnet :/ . My sister has pushed me over onto concrete and cracked my head open, and thats it I reckon.

[Arch]

ive had my foot run over by a car which i guess wouldnt of killed me but another step and i coulda been gone i suppose

[Richie]

I wouldn't say I nearly died but I got my neck stuck under one of those floating rope thingys in swimming.

[colourpot]

Erm kinda i surpose, i had a mild form of appendicitis but the doctors kept me in hospital over night to keep an eye on me, it was about 3am and i woke up screaming because the pain had got really bad, nurse came over and called in a doctor and my apendix had inflamed really bad and was a like 65% chance of exploding (or what ever they do). But they got some drugs in me and couldnt opperate untill the morning (long story) but by morning the drugs had worked and there was no point opperating, so i still have them in, dont ask how or why because its just confusing, although by the time im 20 they said i will have to have them out, well im 17 this year.

[Browney]

Hmm, well, 3 years ago, I was at my Grandad's funeral and my stomach hurt really bad to the point I had to lay down. I thought it was just stress so the next day when I woke up, I couldn't move and my fingers and toes were tingling. So I came back home from Sunderland, and I couldn't stand up straight, I was just doubled over the entire time. So this went on for a like a week but I decided to get checked out. They thought it was food poisoning so I was like o kk. But then I got worse so my mum took me to A&E and they found out I had a ruptured appendicitis. I had an abscess of a litre so my belly was all swollen. They rushed me into surgery, cut me open, pulled me bits out, sterilized inside me because ruptured appendixes can go septic easy, then put my bits back in. Spent time in high dependency. Could have been a few days from going septic and poisoning my organs.

Last but not least, my appendix was like 10 minutes from bursting and that can lead to some stuff which can kill in some cases but in most they cure.

Soft lad!

edit@above: my dad had something wrong with his appendix when he was a kid, but the doctor didn't know that it was that and just said he'll be ok but his mum took him to the hospital anyway and it turned out he would have died.
and the wheels thing sounds epic

...Am I your dad?

[Eoin]

I was stabbed and robbed by some jaikey outside an off-licence. Hes stabbed me in the abdoment and the knife bust my colon and caused internal bleeding. Took my wallet + phone and left me to die. I managed to shout the shopkeeper and he phoned an ambulance. He comforted me and came to the hospital with me (good man). Underwent emergency surgery to stop internal bleeding, which took ageees but i was patched up by the end. But being chibed was the most painful thing ive ever experienced.

Also my dad done that thing were he holds your head underwater for ages at the swimmin. I started to see stars when i was underwater and thought i was away to die! He eventually let me up with me crying and gasping for air. LOL