Funny/weird Facebook Groups

[Slowpoke]

This thread is inspired by the "I'm a girl"/"I'm a boy" thread. Have found any funny and/or bizarre facebook groups? I see like five or six new ones a day and some of them are proper close to home it's freaky. So, if you find any weird ones, post them here for people to see and discuss (and maybe join)! A good one I recently joined that made me laugh:

"DONT U JUST H8 IT WEN U HAVE A BABY N U DNT KNO WHO DA REAL DAD IS?!"

[RedStratocas]

ive seen a bunch of stupid ones. i have friends that have are fans of HUNDREDS of pages that make no sense. these are the ones that come up right on my feed, i dont even have to look for them:

The guy who discovered milk....What was he doing with that cow?
I Say Hello To My Cat When It Walks In The Room.
I live in New York so I'm automatically cooler than you!

i dont get how you can be a "fan" of these things. but oh well, these are just the ones i see on my feed right now, there's constantly new ones.

[Black_Apalachi]

You just click 'Become Fan' if you agree with them or find them funny. Admittedly, I'm a fan of LOADSSS, I don't search for them either though. I just see them on my news feed and they make me laugh.

Apologies for this mega long list but I just pasted my pages list from my Fb and weeded out the ones that aren't really jokes. Guarantee you'll have a giggle reading through it though .

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• When I Die I Give My Friends Permission To Change My Status To “Is Dead”
• Not owning a Blackberry
• I accidentally typed instead of and now it's awkward.
• Sitting in your towel after a shower because you're too lazy to get dressed
• I hate when you click 'Join Group' and it takes you to the group page
• Spitting out chewing gum and kicking it on the volley
• I type things into Google to see if I spelled them correctly...
• Not being a Manc
• Randoms that know your name (but you dont know theres)
• STICKING CHOCOLATE BUTTONS BACK TO BACK BECAUSE I LIKE IT THAT WAY!!!!!
• When I was your age, Freddo's were only 10p.
• I Hate Getting Texts That Only Say "k"
• I Use My Cell Phone To See In The Dark
• Turning into a jet
• When I was young our phones didn't have internet, they had SNAKE!
• being a sarcastic ***** for no apparent reason
• we live in an age where pizza gets to your home before the police..........
• Girls who don't wear fake tan
• The Mini **** Attack When Your In Bed, Half Asleep And Imagine Your Falling
• Andy Gray should manage a club so the smug ******* can fail
• I wish my hair looked like that.
• You're not a PC, and Windows 7 can't of been all your ideas, stop lying.
• Pixie Lott Is Hot!
• Getting nervous at airport security even though you're not a terrorist
• When I'm home alone and I hear a noise, I suddenly go ninja
• I'm Luuke I'm 5 and my dad's Brucee Lee, drives me round in his JCB
• Don't Worry, If We All Die In 2012, Miley Cyrus Goes With Us.
• SCORING A SCREAMER ON FIFA (TAKE A BOW SON)
• Dear Pringles, now that im an adult, my arm don't fit in the tube.
• 1 friend request, 0 mutual friends, WTH?! how did you find me?!
• I'm paranoid because the spider I saw five seconds ago isn't there anymore.
• Awkward Conversations With The Person You Like, About The Person THEY Like
• Whoever put an S in the word "lisp" was an evil genius
• Its not a man purse, its a satchel. Indiana Jones has one
• I'm not trying to impress you but......I'm Batman.
• Period pains?? Try dying twice in a row on COD...
• Pulling Off Ninja Moves To Avoid Slipping On Ice
• I say hello to my dog when it walks into the room
• I Hate It When You Walk Outside, Realise Your A Fish, And Die.
• I survived Y2K, Bird Flu, Mad Cow, 9/11 and Swine Flu. 2012, Here I Come!
• Realizing you borrowed the pen you're sticking in your mouth
• Those who critisize our generation forget who raised it.
• Pope Tackling
• Feeling like a ninja when I drop something and catch it.
• I hate when people reply with smiley faces and you don't know what to say.
• Wow I'm Stuffed... "that was the starter".. :|
• I SURVIVED SWINE '09
• Tom, Its Been 30 Years ... Your Not Going To Eat Jerry
• Driving like a normal person on Grand Theft Auto.
• I Delete the whole Password when i type a Single letter Wrong
• The instant heart attack you get when you slip on ice, but don't fall over.
• I used to climb on the furniture pretending the floor was lava!
• Watching people's lives fall apart via status updates and news feeds.
• 'your here to learn' 'no im here cause its the law'
• No one would've cared if Kanye had interrupted Miley Cyrus
• IT SNOWS EVERYWERE ELSE BUT HERE
• Period Pains? Try passing the ball to an opponent from a goal kick on FIFA
• Bring back the chicken and its noise by the eggs in asda !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• Doing what he just told me to do is a big difference to jumping off a cliff
• Not Being in Josef Fritzl's Family
• "That's Going In My Status When I Get Home."
• ¡¡¡ɹǝsol ɐ ɹnoʎ ʇuɐɔ noʎ ɟı˙˙˙uɐɟ ɐ ǝɯoɔǝq sıɥʇ pɐǝɹ uɐɔ noʎ ɟı
• I have dropped my phone on my face while laying down texting.
• The guy who discovered milk, what was he doing with the cow?
• the good old days of catdog, angry beavers, doug, rugrats, and hey arnold
• When I die, I hope God shows me a 'Best Bits' montage of my life
• Making rectangles with the cursor on your desktop background
• Laughing in a serious situation & trying to cover it up with a coughing fit
• Blowing the Capri Sun Pouch Up When You're Done Drinking It
• When i was young SMARTIES were in a tube with a plastic top that popped
• Why can't Chickens Cross the Road Without Having thier Motives Questioned?
• I will listen to a new song so many times that i kill it for myself.
• When teachers get off track and tell you stories about their life
• Looking in the fridge, then the cupboard, then the fridge, then giving up.
• Its WAY easier to just press 'Become A Faaan' than to 'Join A Grouup' !!
• I Used To Like That Song, But Then It Got Popular & Overplayed
• I responded to your text in two seconds, stop taking two hours to answer.
• No matter how prepared I am, I get a massive shock when the toast pops up
• Making your friends laugh whilst there getting told of
• I Hate It When People Keep Clickin' Their Pens, But I Love It When I Do It.
• Dont request me as a friend then ask me who i am
• I Knew That Song Before It Was Popular
• Blasting music when you're home alone
• Damn! The world is ending on 21st December 2012
• I hate scally kids doing penny for a guy at my local shop!!!
• Heads Down, Thumbs Up
• Finding Money In Your Pocket
• I don't sleep enough because I stay up late for no reason
• "Become a fan"
• "Feisty One You Are!"
• Laughing when someone falls
• Drunken conversations with Taxi Drivers
• Joey doesn't share food!
• Period Pains?.. Try capturing Mewtwo without a masterball
• Aleksandr Orlov – Founder of Compare the Meerkat
• If God made everything, God must be somewhere in china
• My door was closed when you came in, dont walk off and leave it open.
• Saying a word so many times that it doesn't sound real anymore
• University: It's like being on the dole but your parents are proud of you.
• Shouting "GAYYYY!" when something doesn't work properly.
• If this is another Zubat I'm going to throw my gameboy across the room...
• I AM ALWAYS TIRED BECAUSE I BECOME A SUPERHERO AT NIGHT
• Walking into and exam, reading question 1, and thinking "****"
• I Hate When You're Eating A Really Good Orange, Then BAM, Seed.
• Pretending to use the Force to open automatic doors.
• Pretending to Text in Awkward Situations
• Being Northern
• Period pains? Try having red ring of death on your xbox.
• Numberwang
• All the american movies have the same red cups in parties
• When I was your age I was catching Pokémon not STIs
• I was first in Mario Kart, I fell off a cliff, and then I was twelfth.
• Shouting "WAAAYYYYYYYYY" when somebody drops something
• The Policeman who used his riot sheild as a sledge is a genius!
• Telling Substitute Teachers Complete Lies
• I hate it when you're with MC Hammer and he doesn't let you touch anything.
• I've been clicking "Remind me later" for 2 years
• A Bit Of Snow And The Southerners Crumble...Pathetic
• Do I Look Like I Want A Big Issue.
• I Wish Morgan Freeman Narrated My Life.
• 6pm BBC2: Simpsons then Fresh prince of Bel-Air those were the days
• Rob Brydon 'Small Man In A Box Voice'
• (RAH)² (AH)³ + [ROMA (1+MA)] + (GA)² + (OOH)(LA)²
• I tried to sleep, but instead I played out impossible scenarios in my head
• Remember being able to press the Cow & Chicken buttons in Asda?
• Pablo the Drug Mule Dog
• I hate the little triangle that the windscreen wiper misses. :|
• R.I.P Buster (Paul O'Grady's Dog)
• David Attenborough's Voice
• you.
• Deleting everything you've typed cause you saw the other person was typing.
• Chandler Bing's Sarcasm
• 63 Notifications Later and I regret Liking Your Status
• KEEP THE COOKIE MONSTER ON GOOGLE!!
• I hate it when you're with the Real Slim Shady and he keeps standing up
• for all them people who think madonna needs to accept her age n get dressed
• I hate it when you click on some on who is online and then they go offline
• I check my phone twice cause I forgot what the time was the first time
• A page, for the sake of a page.
• What Wikipedia says, goes. So shut it.

[hmv]

^
I'm a fan of a few like:
STICKING CHOCOLATE BUTTONS BACK TO BACK BECAUSE I LIKE IT THAT WAY!!!!!
I used to like that song but then it got popular & overplayed < my lifeline.
The Mini **** Attack When Your In Bed, Half Asleep And Imagine Your Falling < I do that all the time(it actually feels like falling).

I don't join many of them >.<

[RedStratocas]

the only ones like that im a fan of are:

-when i was your age, i was as old as you [this ones just making fun of all those stupid ones that start with "when i was your age..."]
-i bet earth can reach a million before mars [which is in response to those "i bet [our area] can reach a million before [someone else's area]"]
-fans [so that my page says "samuel has become a fan of fans"]

[Black_Apalachi]

the only ones like that im a fan of are:

-when i was your age, i was as old as you [this ones just making fun of all those stupid ones that start with "when i was your age..."]
-i bet earth can reach a million before mars [which is in response to those "i bet [our area] can reach a million before [someone else's area]"]
-fans [so that my page says "samuel has become a fan of fans"]

You'll probably like the one that is called something like; 'I ate some chips so now I must join a group to tell everybody', so sinical .

[Black_Apalachi]

Think I missed this one off my list; 'TURN YOUR ******* FOG LIGHTS OFF ******'

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gi...7209620&ref=ts

[e5]

I've joined hundredss lmao

i like random ones like "dont you just hate it when you walk out of the door and someone throws a fridge at you" and "dont you just hate it when the black eyed peas ask you to meet them half way and you cba"

[Joe!]

Don't you hate it when your turban gets knocked off by a snowball

That is clearly the best group on facebook (Y)

[Starburst..x]

Think I missed this one off my list; 'TURN YOUR ******* FOG LIGHTS OFF ******'

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gi...7209620&ref=ts

^ That group is so true. There is nothing more annoying than someone driving around with their foglights on, or even their headlights on in broad ******* daylight!!! argghh

There was another group that made me giggle, it was something like 'Don't you hate when Madonna comes and steals you from your african village' aha