Stupid things you've done drunk.

**FlyingJesus** · 24-07-2010, 10:44 AM

Slept with my (then) best friend

Probably the worst of it, I don't count falling over as that terrible as I do that sober anyway, but my greatest drunk falls include slicing my side open as I fell against a particularly sharp-angled wardrobe and clearing a high fence with an impressive Fosbury flop only to realise that the other side was still concrete and my face doesn't break a fall as well as the gym mats that I was more used to.

**beth** · 24-07-2010, 10:45 AM

i threw my phone down the toilet for jokes.
and i set up my sleeping bag in the middle of a main road.

Superior · 24-07-2010, 10:48 AM

Originally Posted by FlyingJesus

Slept with my (then) best friend

Probably the worst of it, I don't count falling over as that terrible as I do that sober anyway, but my greatest drunk falls include slicing my side open as I fell against a particularly sharp-angled wardrobe and clearing a high fence with an impressive Fosbury flop only to realise that the other side was still concrete and my face doesn't break a fall as well as the gym mats that I was more used to.

Doing stuff like that is what I fear of most. It was only last week when we were getting chased through a forrest my mate thought he was like superman because of the drink so he attempted to jump over a valley full of water, he sprained his ankle but if I wasn't there to pull him out he probably would of got left there as everyone else was miles away.

louder · 24-07-2010, 11:54 AM

ahhhh.
i tried opening a bottle of beer with my teeth.
it slipped & did some dodgey smashing thing.

i ripped my face open.
17 stitches.

---------- Post added 24-07-2010 at 12:54 PM ----------

Originally Posted by Superior

Doing stuff like that is what I fear of most. It was only last week when we were getting chased through a forrest my mate thought he was like superman because of the drink so he attempted to jump over a valley full of water, he sprained his ankle but if I wasn't there to pull him out he probably would of got left there as everyone else was miles away.

LOL. you've never had a drink before have you?

ihatehash · 24-07-2010, 11:55 AM

I was walking through a park and the sprinklers were on, so I got naked and ran through the entire park. My mates then stole my clothes.

~~Pyroka~~ · 24-07-2010, 11:59 AM

lied in the middle of the road
humped a traffic cone (LMAO the shame)
worn a traffic cone (dw not the same one)
dropped drinks on alot of people
broken my jean button and had to go around trying to make sure they didnt fal ldown
slipped, got up, then slipped again, then got up and slipped again whilst taking someone down with me the 3rd time
dressing up as a beer wizard
dressing up as a gay tennis player
getting attacked by a water pistol and constantly shouting youre making me wet (not good when its your mates sister)
opened all the drawers in the student accommodation and littered everything everywhere (i mean toasters on teh floor the lot LOL)
walked into a lampost hurtz
went to a youth club (i pre drunk before going out cuz i go str8 out after youth club) and swore at all the kids, that wasnt clever and it was stupid ok HUMILATI
and the best one... the best one..

getting involved in a game of strip poker
and losing.
voluntarily. LOL.

~~Swastika~~ · 24-07-2010, 12:13 PM

Probably playing that game where you lay out your hand and try and hit in between your fingers with a knife, that was pretty dumb.
There's loads of daft stuff lol, receiving sexual favours from a fatty was probably the worst like lool, was decent though.