Breakup Letters! - Ends 7th August

[NickNicolaou2129]

Dear Katie Price

"I really didnt want to do this through a letter, I hope youll forgive me, but i just think its the best way considering we can not just drive ourselves home after meeting, we have to wait for a ride. I've been thinking about this long and hard and I've come to the conclusion that we should go our separate ways. I do not believe that we are right for each other. You'd be much better off finding a person that can give you what you deserve. From the start is seems that I had difficulties keeping a conversation going with you and that we just did not have the spark that was needed for a long term relationship.

I hope we’ll still be friends, and Hope all goes well,
“my name”

[Syphon]

Dear... Buzz,
I spend a lot of time thinking how I would start this letter, I think the simplest way is probably to be straight forward. We dont spend enough time together and I havnt seen you in what must be months now. I'm busy in the office late at night and every now and again I will glance up at the window and see the moon. I think too myself,"I wonder if he looks down here and thinks of me, or up there... I can't compare to the natural beauty around you."

I feel that you have become too involved with your line of work, you go away for years at a time sometimes buzzy and it tears me appart when you come back the same age whilst i have been getting older. Im afraid the time has come to... take that step, for me... One giant leap for our relationship. But alas, in opposite directions, we can't see each other again buzz though Ill find it hard when i see the stars and cant help but think of you.

I know you wont get this for another few years which is probably for the best, time heals all wounds though I've heard that time can be warped in space, so I do hope you cope.

Someone very wise once said:

“There's a need for accepting responsibility - for a person's life and making choices that are not just ones for immediate short-term comfort."

And im afraid now, I will have to listen to him.

My heart will always belong to you Mr. Aldrin, but yours... Will always belong to the moon.
Max.

[Nemo]

Dear Rick Astley,

We're no strangers to love, you know the rules and so do i, we had to break up eventually. I just wanna tell you how im feeling, gotta make you understand. We've known each other for so long. Inside we both know what's going on, and if you ask me how im feeling, don't tell me you're too blind to see. I know i told you i was never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you, never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye,never gonna tell a lie and hurt you. Well im sorry, but all of that was indeed a lie. I'm afraid i have to say goodbye and im going to leave you, you may cry, you may hurt, but i have to let you down and desert you.

I didnt wanna give you up but i did.

SEE YA ROUND,
NEMO!