Breakup Letters! - Ends 7th August

[ChickenFaces]

Breakups. They happen, and we're all going to have to do it eventually. Now it's time to break up with your hunnybuns!

Write a breakup letter to a celebrity of your choice! It should be around a paragraph or two, don't go overboard! Add your own personal flair and be creative. But most of all, have fun!

Prize: 1 HC Sofa + 20 rep

[Matthew]

Orlando Bloom

Orlando,
Since you got married, its just not been the same. I used to enjoy being with you, feeling your muscles, exchanging kisses... But now, i feel that its all changed. You seem to be spending more time with your new wife than me, and im not sure that i can live with that.
With your acting, its been hard. But now, im having to compete with another person for your heart, and im not sure its worth it when theres so many other men out there, who would spend more time with me that im currently getting out of you.

Ill never forget our time together Orlando
Matt xoxo

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O.o

[Sharon]

Dear Lindsey Lohan,

It's over. You need to sort yourself out... I've been with someone else whilst you've been in jail and we're now engaged. I don't think I want to be with you anymore and your coming across to the media as a *******. You're now out of jail so I hope your okay. I hope we remain friends - you need to go to a rehab center.

Shazzy.

PS. Coming to the Wedding?

[OrenHX]

Dear Ryan Seacrest

I love the many years we had together. But the last few months have been bad. From the yelling at eachother to the days in the bed alone. I am breaking up with you not by choose, but for the safty, happyness, and well being of myself. I am sorry it has had to come to this. In the word of yours... Seacrest out.

From yours,
your ex-girlfriend

P.s. Its not me... Its you.

[::Art::]

Dear Justin Bieber,

We're over. You're voice is too annoying.

Hate you always, Gary

[Guildwars446]

To Angelina Jolie,
I honestly have to say ithink our relationship has clearly come to a standstill, i simply cannot stand the constant cheating behind my back and therefore think we should end this relationship. You are no longer the same kind loving girl you used to be. We used to be great we had a healthy relationship we would be together, go out together, do activities together, but clearly that was not enough for you and you had to go and do a nasty sneaking hurtful thing by cheating with that other man behind my back. So i simply end it here I wish you luck for the future and i hope myself that i get a bit of luck as well.

Yours sincerely Sam.

[KebabJuice]

Madonna

Dear Madonna,
It has been 4 years and I wan't to break up with you. When you sung 'Like A Virgin' I didn't think you meant it! I thought we would go all the way but I was wrong. What I find the most oddest thing is when you went away on 'Business Trips' You bring home more malaysian babies. don't get me wrong they are cute but the cellar was getting full up!

Your song's first spoke to me but now I know what 'Like a prayer' lyrics mean. you neglected your adopted children. there screams call out for you. I felt the same way. I hope you understand.

Liam

[.Devilish..]

Dear Aston Merrygold,
I know you loved me once, but i am just not feeling it anymore. I hate it how you are always at clubs behind my back, and there area always other girls there drooling all over you. I bet you'd rather be with one of them instead of me, so go and marry one of them. I don't care anymore. And i don't want you to beg for me back because i won't take it. I already gave you a second chance but you still flirt with other girls and now you have gone to the USA. Are you trying to avoid me?

So I am breaking up with you, and i never want to see you again.

I hate you x Devilish.

[Missy-Uniique]

Dear Robert Pattinson,

I am truly upset to say this but i im breaking up with you. ever since youve become famous you havent spent much time with me and i feel like ive been thrown around and ignored. you also seem to be spending alot of time with kristen stewart, i wont lie- i can see the chemistry between you too and it doesnt make me feel good when i think about how we were. :@

Sure we had good times, but the question is will we have more? i doubt that. your a fantastic actor and im sure you'll do great in life but i cant stand watching you ignore me one more time. i believe the chemistry between you and kristen exists, maybe you two will make a better couple then we ever did .

You will always have a special place in my heart, my love. i hope we can both move on clearly, i do not want to shed any more tears over you.

Emily,

[DaveyBaby]

Dear Nicki Minaj,

The last few months have been nice. But you have become too weird. Your hair is a different color everyday and its annoying. Not to mention all the silicon injections you got! Its no wonder they call you "barbie" , cause your like made of plastic now! Oh and you are a horrible rapper. I don't want to date an annoying and horrible rapper. Plus you ride around with all of these gangsters, who knows how many hook-ups you had! I'm sorry, but your just a crazy, stupid looking girl and its best if we just end it before it gets ugly.

Its been fun,
Dave.