jumped into a kids swimming pool in the park. Spent the night infront of the swings asleep.

jumped into a kids swimming pool in the park. Spent the night infront of the swings asleep.
*Jumped on many girls
*Dragging my mate back to my houst which was around 6/7 miles and he was knocked the heck out from drinking.
*Running along train tracks while trains were still running...
And others but cba to think!
went into burger king and start shouting them guys are saving our seats, yet it was empty.
dont remember that bit
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I haven't ever actually been drunk, I'm the one who takes care of my friends when they get drunk, but once one of them got drunk and she took her trousers off in the middle of the road, and then lay in the middle of the road with her butt in the air and her ear to the ground, saying she could hear things in the ground. And then we met this other guy and she started snogging him and we were all sitting there awkwardly, and to make it worse she was saying this other guy's name while she was snogging the guy.
You do a terrible job of looking after drunk people I have to say :LI haven't ever actually been drunk, I'm the one who takes care of my friends when they get drunk, but once one of them got drunk and she took her trousers off in the middle of the road, and then lay in the middle of the road with her butt in the air and her ear to the ground, saying she could hear things in the ground. And then we met this other guy and she started snogging him and we were all sitting there awkwardly, and to make it worse she was saying this other guy's name while she was snogging the guy.
never been drunk!
i er, kissed someone of an age i shouldn't have but i was actually completely sober and it was no more than a bit of a peck so it's alright i suppose!
hi my name is lexi
i'm living this crazy beautiful life.*
Some how, lots of people end up seeing my penis when I'm drunk.
Showed some girl I just met 2 men 1 horse + 1 man 1 jar
freaked them right out.
I threw up in some girls kitchen once then we got kicked out and I made some jokes towards her which she was not pleased with, but it amused me.
Alexandra!
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