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[Gnome]

7. Dundee 16 up, 26 down
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Official home of scum.
Welcome to Scumdee (formerly known as Dundee), Official home of Scum - drive slowly.

[Describe]

7. Dundee 16 up, 26 down
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Official home of scum.
Welcome to Scumdee (formerly known as Dundee), Official home of Scum - drive slowly.

agreed.

[Oleh]

a village full of drugies, scrubbers and gypos it is a compleate dive
maltby? what a **** hole

Or if you want town:

A large town in south yorkshire. dialect is old english not queens german english once the booming economic place, now spending millions to promote, on the outskirts of sheffield origionally an overspill of rotherham due to the steel trade, the people are mostly friendly but the younger generation as anywhere seem to be going wayward, lots of historical place like chantry bridge once the stop over prison for mary queen of scots before her execution, and conisboro castle built at the times of william the conquerer, envy of sheffield

[Neversoft]

1. Luton
Dismal large town about 30 miles north of English capital London. Very, very, very grey. Concrete is in fashion here. Divided into "poor bit" where most of the chavs live, and "Slightly less poor bit" where the pseudo-middle-class chavs live. Luton is unbelievably dull, containing about four decent drinking/entertainment establishments. The rest of the town is coated with ****e buildings containing ****e nightclubs with ****e music and scummy patrons. If you come seeking fine cuisine then be sure to avoid most of the town, and focus most of your energy on finding one of our two fine restaurants (If you don't like Indian or Thai, you're boned). Alternatively you could visit one of our many Burger King or McDonalds "restaurants" and share greasy cow ****** burgers with our population of frequently drunk and often amusing "street folk." Keep in mind that if they approach you, you DON'T HAVE ANY SPARE CHANGE. If you want somewhere to stay, I hope you like concrete and mysterious smells.
Luton: You'll come for the sights, you'll stay because you're dead.

2. Luton
where you are defined by your postcode..
that's all there is to it..
"oi what part of luton are you from? are you lu3?"
"nah bruv im lu1 init!"
"nah mate you need to move.lu1 is dryyy.lu3 is safe tingzz."

Thankfully I actually live closer to Dunstable which is 100 times better than Luton. Absolutely hate where I live though. I do not belong here! I want to move back to Towcester!

[Dandelion]

town in Nottinghamshire, England that has far too many chavs.
Chav 1: You goin down Mansfield for a cruise in da Nova?
Chav 2: Yer it'll be proppa sorted innit.

true story.

[ChickenFaces]

1. Florence 161 up, 23 downThe most beautiful name any female can possibly have...
Mum #1
"Ooh. She's adorable. What's her name?"
Mum #2
"I know! She's 6 months now. Her name's Florence."
Mum #1
"I'm not surprised! Suits her perfectly!"

Hmm. I guess? LOL

[Eoin247]

Hmm err dunno what to say about this really...



mullingar isn't defined yet.

1. Mullingar Muppet 2 up, 7 down

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A sub-species of pikey specifically from the town of Mullingar, County Westmeath. For a perfect example of a Mullingar Muppet, see Fiachra
He's beyond eejit, he's a Mullingar Muppet

by Satan Jan 7, 2005 share this

2. Bug us a chat 3 thumbs up

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What a mullingar traveller/pikey says when he/she is attempting to "borrow" a cigerette of another person.
Alri dere bud, bug us a chat dere son
travelleres pikeys knackers mullingar mullingar community college
by jeff Dalty May 8, 2007 share this

3. double bagger 9 up, 62 down

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A *****r so ugly that only a Mullingar Muppet would **** her
Did you see Fiachra chatting up that double bagger last night?

by Satan Jan 7, 2005 share this

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7. Dundee 16 up, 26 down
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Official home of scum.
Welcome to Scumdee (formerly known as Dundee), Official home of Scum - drive slowly.

agreed.

haha agreed crime capital of scotland

[e5]

leeds 427 up, 119 down
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A brilliant city with a wide variety of activities, has everything london does just not as STUPIDLY expensive and has a smaller population. THE CAPITAL OF THE NORTH (england)

leeds 264 up, 67 down
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The third largest and second fastest growing city in the UK. Generally seen as the capital of the North due to Liverpool being ****, Newcastle being too small, and Manchester being in Lancashire.