Urban dictionary your town!

[Abbie.]

yea ill go first

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Carrick 21 up, 9 down
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Noun: a short form of Carrickfergus, a medium-sized seaside town in Northern Ireland, home to a castle, some decent pubs, and more inbred people than Ballycarry. Although there are other towns prefixed with Carrick- , it is generally accepted that it refers to Carrickfergus. There are virtually no shops in Carrick. There are a lot of hairdressers, several banks, two places to get chaps (the Hat Spat and the Castle Chippie) and a ****load of offies. There are also a million places you can get your ****** head bate in. There are two roads out of Carrick. The one to Belfast has always got a traffic jam on it. The other one goes to Larne, so obviously there's only ever a load of lorries on it. Carrick is populated by two types of people: Carrick People and everyone else. Everyone else doesn't want to live there, but they have been **** on from a high height at some stage.
Jonty 1 : here mate wheredyou com fram?
Jonty 2 : Carrick, leeek.
Jonty 1 : Lies ta ****! My mates fram thur. Ja'no Jonty?

sounds lovely doesnt it LOL it really isnt that bad.

[Calvin]

Mine doesn't exist But search Habbox and go to the third one lmao.

[Robbie]

Town full of guns, gangs and drugs. Full of no go areas , drug dealers and rival gangs fighting for their turf. The place where the race riots started.


Town about 6 miles north of Manchester. Troubled with gangs and drugs, if you dare to venture out on to Yorkshire Street for a night out you will most probably come home with some kind of facial disfigurement. However locals to the town feel some kind of connection to the place and being a 15 min drive to Manchester makes it not all that bad.

[Camy]

ayr 32 up, 15 down
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penis in arabic, common word used in the lebanese dilect to describe a handsome penis or a handsome guy
Chou ya ayr?
Lek ya ayr, 3tine el ayr.

lol?


Ayr 13 up, 18 down
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a small 'old money' town on the west coast of scotland. around an hour away from Glasgow (scum city of the world). Ayr is very dull and lacking in entertainment. teenagers waste their time complaining about the town and drinking their weekends away in parks, on the beach or at parties. overrun with 'neds' or 'chavs' people tend to waste their depressing lifes away in ayr and ayrshire as a whole. knowing not much about what else the world has to offer and dying in complete racist ignorance.
chav one: 'what do you want to do this weekend in Ayr?'
chav two: 'drink'
chav one: 'aye, when dont we'

[buttons]

doesn't have my town but my area says ;

I am from aberdeenshire ( north east scotland) and in that area we talk a totaly different way than every single place in the world.

"hiya fit like fit yi been up to iday en?" = hello how are you what have you been up to today then?
"och aye i dinna ken aboot at een like min"= yeah, i dont know about that one man.
"moo" = mouth
"fit" = meens what, can also meen foot
"nit"= meens no
"quine"= meens girl
"loon"= meens boy
"mannie"- meens man
"wifie" meens lady
"broch"= fraserburgh
"daken"= i do not know
"dinna kane"= i do not know
"fit yi hink yir deeing?" what do you think you are doing?
"i didna ken that you kint at mannie" = i didnt know that you know that man.
"oot n aboot" out and about
"fit fit fits fit ski?" what foot fits what ski

I could go on forever, but the basic thing is we talk totaly different even from other places in scotland. I think the name of the way we talk is dorich.(not said like dorich but said with a *hhhh* dorichhhh lol)
"at quine across ih road wis spiking aboot at loon fae the broch!"= that girl across the road was speaking about that boy from fraserburgh.

fabulous

[Stephen]

A town in Bedforshire that is a **** hole full of druggies and dealers. police dont do nothing and your likely to get robbed or stabbed if your alone at night. In the morning full of the old people who rush to the shops then hurry home but most likely get jumped.In the evening all the youths come and bun weed and cause havoc.

[Jordan]

Quite possibly the greatest place on the planet, this is reflected by British Tourist industry figures. More people from the UK go to Cornwall on holiday then fly abroad. Problem is, we don't want you here. We live in a beautiful place far far away from the North East or any crime-rife cities and we, the Cornish people would like to keep it that way. Nothing pisses me off more than not being able to surf because of the sheer volume of pastey-white bodies on the beach and in the water. Really, stay at home this summer, we'll like you a lot more for it.

Hmm, ok

[j0rd]

Llanelli is a small town in south west wales, people from llanelli are also named turks, most people moan about the town but they secretly wouldnt wanna live anywhere else, look past all the heroin smack rats tryin to rob you and you'll find some great people who are truely mental. We have the greatest rugby team in the land, the scarlets, and receive alot of stick from our jealous neighbours swansea. llanelli boys are better in bed, better at fighting, better at drinking than anyone else......fact
omg did you just see that boy kick **** out of the 10 roid head swansea jack ***** then **** all their birds???

yea..... thats a llanelli boy for you

And ye, most of that is true ahaa

[Rozi]

Loud and very public anal sex on Clapham Common best done after closing time.
Hey, look at Mikey - he is still wearing the tell tale signs of his Clapham Common last night

yeaaahhh... that's true.

[Conservative,]

Bromley 39 up, 22 down
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Its a wonderful town in Greater London in Kent. It was originally Broomleigh but a lot of pikies and pronounciations got into the mix and now its Bromley. The only decent attraction in Bromley is the big shopping thingy called the glades ¬_¬ If you value your sanity you will stay very very far away
Holy SSHHIITT!!! I went down to Bromley and got beat up by some pikies!
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by Mareth Feb 13, 2008 share this
2. bromley 33 up, 25 down
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A Ski Area in Southern Vermont. 44 Trails, 1385 vert, friendly atmosphere.
Lets go to Bromley and not pay 70 bucks for Stratton.
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3. Bromley 23 up, 22 down
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The most crappiest place to live. Pikeys invade it like a plague of locusts, the shops suck and there's nothing to do.
"Please......let's NOT go to Bromley 2day"

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