What's the difference between male & female snow(people/men/women)?
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16-12-2010, 10:39 PM #11
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17-12-2010, 07:00 PM #12
Why did the Blonde Snow Woman cross the road?
To get to the sun - to get a suntan.
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17-12-2010, 07:01 PM #13
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Who is never hungry at Christmas ?
The turkey - he's always stuffed !
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18-12-2010, 11:59 AM #14
Q: What's the most popular wine at Christmas?
A: "I don't like sprouts" !
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Why is Santa Claus so jolly all the time?
Because he knows where all the naughty girls are.
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A father asked his young daughter what she would like for Christmas.She said that she wanted more than anything else was a baby brother.And it so happened that on Christmas Eve her mother came from hospital clutching a baby boy.
The following year,the father again asked his daughter what she would like for Christmas."Well" she replied,"If it's not too uncomfortable for Mummy,I'd like a pony."Im A Graphics noob [
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18-12-2010, 09:55 PM #16
Father Christmas' sledge broke down on Christmas Eve. He flagged down a passing motorist and asked, 'Can you help me fix my sledge?'
'Sorry,' the motorist replied. 'I'm not a mechanic - I'm a chiropodist.'
'Well, can you give me a toe?'
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20-12-2010, 01:19 AM #17
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What can Santa give away and still keep? A cold.
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