
I really don't wish to picture that in my head![]()
Stephen i must now hear your story, do tell do tell.I'd tell a story about how I almost got caught with my hand by my mum but it's really embarrassing because not of the fact that I almost got caught but the reason why I didn't get caught. It's weird x10. I dunno if god saved me but if he did he must of had one hell of a laugh
finefinefine. So it was yearrrrrs ago but anyway we were having trout (I think) for dinner and I was in my room laying there yano. But anyway I'm going at it and my door opens abit and I'm thinking **** IVE BEEN CAUGHT COMMITS SUICIDE but no.. The door doesn't open fully and no my mum doesn't appear.. Instead a fish appears.
My mum thought it would be funny to try and scare me by showing the fish but luckily it gave me time to hide and pretend to watch tele
I was saved by a dead fish ffs.
Well... No.
I'm on my knees
you're my favorite disease.
you're twelve, how have your balls even dropped.
when my ex came over to mine we were lying on my bed & he had his arms round me with his hand like on my bum & we were snogging & my sister walked in awkward times
& no i haven't but people walked past which was awkward
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