Extraordinary Excuses - Ends 30 April

[Phil]

Your wife wouldn't let me leave

[?Summa]

I ran out of toothpaste, therefore i needed to go to the shop to buy some

[Straats]

My son missed the bus, needed get him too school and make him lunch.

[James]

Santa decided i had been bad this year, and instead of waiting until Christmas, he just got his elves to jump me.
But don't worry, the tooth fairy replaced the teeth i lost and healed me.

[BrokenDreamz.xo]

I'm sorry but I really couldn't get out of my bed its too comfortable and I had no energy to work today

[Lexi!Luthor]

So you see, what happened was, my boyfriend told me to get in the kitchen and told me I had to stay there because that's where I belonged. And we had this really big argument and I told him he is sexist and he said I was feminist, and then I lost track of time and when I looked at the clock I realized I was going to be late for work. So I lied to him and told him I worked at a soup kitchen so he'd let leave or else he'd tell me I belonged in the kitchen, but since I told him I was going to a kitchen he let me go. So, I was a bit late cause of that little argument.

[Martin]

I was walking across the pavement on my way to work when I slipped and seriously injured my fringe.

[bkps]

i decided this morning i wanted to go on holiday, went to board the plane then realized I had work, I went to go back but guess who I bumped into? Not only David Hassellhoff! so me and the old Hoffster sat down for a cup of tea and then he dropped me off to work. Sorry!

[Straats]

So you see, what happened was, my boyfriend told me to get in the kitchen and told me I had to stay there because that's where I belonged. And we had this really big argument and I told him he is sexist and he said I was feminist, and then I lost track of time and when I looked at the clock I realized I was going to be late for work. So I lied to him and told him I worked at a soup kitchen so he'd let leave or else he'd tell me I belonged in the kitchen, but since I told him I was going to a kitchen he let me go. So, I was a bit late cause of that little argument.

I chuckled a bit at this, But it seems like the best excuse yet!