i need to go on a niceness course..

[Chippiewill]

exactly, she said one thing but soon as i was like are u joking i have FULL access here she changed her story. they all do it. there idiots like.

Maybe you should say at the start of the conversation "Don't ******** me, I know if you're ******* lying" as a precaution.

[ToxicMint]

Maybe you should say at the start of the conversation "Don't ******** me, I know if you're ******* lying" as a precaution.

LMFAOOO oh god stop i always get told cos i end up swearing cos they drive me to insanity!

[Matt]

When I had my job, I dealt with the craziest people I actually have no idea how I survived. One of my first days this chick faked a heart attack and it was so scary, then some dude ran into the shop high on something and was screaming at us all and shouting we were all going to die. Oh and the time the whole center got locked down because there was a man on the run with a knife inside the center and they wouldn't let anyone out.

I generally kept my cool when dealing with grumpy customers as I knew that all it took was one person to complain and I could be told I no longer had a job. My manager on the other hand couldn't handle herself and on a few occasions and bit peoples heads off. She got fired I have no clue how I survived 2 years in that place, I was one of the favorites though and when I left apparently people were asking for me!! - I was doing something right

[Empired]

Thought you'd all like to hear my work story of the day x

alright so like an hour into my shift this woman in a massive, heavy coat comes in and starts walking around all the aisles looking at everything. There were only 4 of us working today so we were having to spend most of the time in the back. But I come back out because I can hear noise and her coat is now 4x bigger. I go back and get my manager and she asks this woman to undo her coat. This woman kicks up a load of fuss but eventually unzips it....

Five packs of tampons, a box of tissues, a nail file, some boxes of plasters and a bottle of shampoo fall out...
And this woman then has the audacity to say "i don't know how they got there you're trying to frame me!!!!!" honestly me and the guy I work with were just sat in the back peering through the little window pissing ourselves