I'm in love with a 54 year old.

[Artpops]

Yes, you read the title. We started dating last year around January time, so it's well over our one-year anniversary. My parents are disapproving, and my other boyfriend (soon to be fiance) has no idea I'm cheating on him. The main reason why I'm with this 54 year old man is because he's rich and I need a source of finance, but juggling two boyfriends at once is very hard (but rewarding at the same time - double the monthly allowance XOXO). I'm thinking of trapping them both by getting pregnant with their children. Thoughts?

[Akeel]

Yes, you read the title. We started dating last year around January time, so it's well over our one-year anniversary. My parents are disapproving, and my other boyfriend (soon to be fiance) has no idea I'm cheating on him. The main reason why I'm with this 54 year old man is because he's rich and I need a source of finance, but juggling two boyfriends at once is very hard (but rewarding at the same time - double the monthly allowance XOXO). I'm thinking of trapping them both by getting pregnant with one their children. Thoughts?

I think this is a good source of finance.. You're clearly benefitting and nobody is getting hurt. But do you think this is a good idea? I mean this could prompt you to have a lethal dose of guilt.. and you've been around the towns and everything. You've dated Sheila, Kylie, Dapp too.. so.. think this through.

[Artpops]

I think this is a good source of finance.. You're clearly benefitting and nobody is getting hurt. But do you think this is a good idea? I mean this could prompt you to have a lethal dose of guilt.. and you've been around the towns and everything. You've dated Sheila, Kylie, Dapp too.. so.. think this through.

I know right. I need to see more of you. How about Saturday? Hot friends.

[Akeel]

I know right. I need to see more of you. How about Saturday? Hot friends.

That's fine. So are you planning to tell your boyfriend? He may be disheartened by this.. maybe it's time to end all of this once and for all.

[Artpops]

That's fine. So are you planning to tell your boyfriend? He may be disheartened by this.. maybe it's time to end all of this once and for all.

I know right. So what's going on with you? How's your boob job?

[Akeel]

I know right. So what's going on with you? How's your boob job?

It's going well.. I'm currently taking heavy doses of oestrogen to help them sprout but yeah like I said, you need to tell your boyfriend before someone else does.

[Artpops]

It's going well.. I'm currently taking heavy doses of oestrogen to help them sprout but yeah like I said, you need to tell your boyfriend before someone else does.

But who is going to do that? Do you really think Alisha will snitch on me? When I hear "Alisha", I think cheap bride, cheap bride, nasty dress.

[Akeel]

But who is going to do that? Do you really think Alisha will snitch on me? When I hear "Alisha", I think cheap bride, cheap bride, nasty dress.

Yes.. of course. Alisha has a habit but I mean it's inevitable the truth'll come out anyway. How does one go from cheap skivvy to rich? Well.. I think you need to do some thinking about how to end this situation once and fro all.

[Artpops]

Yes.. of course. Alisha has a habit but I mean it's inevitable the truth'll come out anyway. How does one go from cheap skivvy to rich? Well.. I think you need to do some thinking about how to end this situation once and fro all.

I'll just beat up the person who snitches on me with boob telepathy. HAHAHHHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAA. Saturday. YEAH. Hot friends.

[Akeel]

I'll just beat up the person who snitches on me with boob telepathy. HAHAHHHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAA. Saturday. YEAH. Hot friends.

You're so naughty. See you on Saturday and good luck.