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[kk.]

lol Well What i meant earlier was people have different pain Threasholds and so no-one can know anyway!! because some people ind someones punch is hard whereas someone may not

[Nike]

WHY DOES PAIN.. HURT?!?!

:@

xoxo

[Nemo]

@willy coz it does :p

Why wont this boy on msn stop annoying me?

[Mentor]

WHY DOES PAIN.. HURT?!?!

:@

xoxo

Its the bodys warning mechanisn so we know when where damaged and perswaded to not get damged again.

[kk.]

@willy coz it does :p

Why wont this boy on msn stop annoying me?

Because he likes you maybe

[bo$$]

Ok. I dont know if any of these have been posted already or what.. but w/e. I found these on different websites and previous knowledge


- After they make styrofoam, what do they ship it in?
- Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
- Why do irons have a setting for permanent press?
- How can you tell when sour cream goes bad?
- How much sin can I get away with and still go to heaven?
- Can you be arrested for selling illegal-sized paper?
- If God dropped acid, would he see people?
- If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?
- If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?
- If the number 2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still number 2?
- If you ate pasta and anti-pasta, would you still be hungry?
- If you steal a clean slate, does it go on your record?
- If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?
- What if there were no hypothetical situations?
- Where would we be without rhetorical questions?
- If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why are there still monkeys and apes?
- Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets are dressing up as mattresses?
- If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
- Is there another word for synonym?
- Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?"
- Could crop circles be the work of a cereal killer?
- If you choke a Smurf, what color will it turn?
- Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
- If vampires have no reflection, how come they have such neat hair?
- Do good S&M fans go to Hell?
- If swimming's such good exercise, how come whales are so fat?
- If you throw a kitten out of a moving car, would it be considered kitty litter?
- How do Keep Off The Grass signs get there?
- Could God make a burrito so hot he couldn't eat it?
- Do we make bombs better or worse?
- Why don't sheep shrink in the rain?
- If a person told you they were a pathological liar, would you believe them?
- Can you learn to read from a "Reading for Dummies" book?
- If someone gives you a penny for your thoughts, and you put your two cents in, where does the other penny go? Do you get change?
- If pro is the opposite of con, and progress is moving forward, what is congress?
- Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
- Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
- Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
- Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
- Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
- When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
- Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
- Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
- Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
- Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?
- If Jimmy cracks corn, and no one cares, why is there a song about it?
- Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on?
- If love is blind, how can we believe in love at first sight?
- Why is it that raindrops, but snowfalls?
- If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconuts, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
- What was the best thing before sliced bread?
- Why do they call it "getting your dog fixed," when afterward, it doesn't work anymore?
- If a drug store is open 24 hours, why are there locks on the doors?
- If you make a cow laugh, will milk come out its nose?
- If a schizophrenic threatens suicide, is it declared a hostage situation?
- Why was the Holy Roman Empire neither holy nor Roman?
- What is the speed of darkness?
- Why doesn't onomatopoeia sound like what it is?
- How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
- Why exactly is there a snow-globe with summer scenes?
- What do picket sign writers put on their signs when they go on strike?
- If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do they all have to drown?
- Why is minimalism such a big word?
- If buttered bread always lands on the butter-side down and a cat always lands on its feet, what happens if you strap buttered bread to a cat's back?
- What'd happen if the man took the advimil and the woman took the viagra?
- Why do ballerinas stand on their toes? Can't they just get taller women?
- If you learn from mistakes, why aren't I a genius?
- Why don't people on TV ever go to the bathroom?
- If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
- Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do practice?
- If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?
- If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
- Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
- Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
- If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
- Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
- How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
- Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?
- Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?
- Why do banks leave both doors open, yet they chain pens to the countertops?
- Why do people order a double cheeseburger, large fries, and a diet soda?
- Who copyrighted the copyright symbol?
- Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected the expected?
- If a building is on fire, and you make more fire, would it be considered making the fire worse or better?
- Why are there five syllables in the word "monosyllabic"?
- How is it that "Fat Chance" and "Slim Chance" mean the same thing?
- Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup
- Do witches run spell checkers?
- If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
- Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?
- How do you know when its time to tune your bagpipes?
- Why do they call it a "TV set" when you only get one?
- How is it that a building burns up as it burns down?
- If nothing ever sticks to Teflon, how do they make Teflon stick to the pan?
- Why do banks charge you a “non-sufficient funds” fee on money they already know you don’t have?
- If you get cheated by the Better Business Bureau, who do you complain to?
- What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
- Why does a cowboy wear two spurs? If one side of the horse goes, so does the other.
- After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting out of the water?
- In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?
- Did Washington flash a quarter when asked for ID?
- How come there aren’t B batteries?
- If the post office has machines that can sort snail mail by the thousands per minute, then why do they give it to a little old man on a bike to deliver?
- Why do black olives come in cans and green olives come in jars?
- Is a metaphor like a simile?
- How is it possible to have a civil war?
- If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
- If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
- Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
- If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?
- How can there be self-help “groups?”
- How do you throw away a garbage can?
- Do you realize how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
- If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
- If Superman is so smart, then why does he wear his underpants on the outside of his trousers?
- Why do we kill people for killing people to show that killing people is wrong?
- Why is it that bullets ricochet off of Superman’s chest, but he ducks when the gun is thrown at him?
- What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?
- Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?
- Why do we play in recitals and recite in plays?
- If knees were backwards, what would chairs look like?
- If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?
- Why do noses run, and feet smell?
- Why in a country of free speech, are there phone bills?
- If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead?"
- Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen could look for them while they are out walking around delivering the mail?
- Can fat people go skinny dipping?
- What do you do when a endangered animal eats endangered plants?
- Would a fly without wings be called a walk?


Hm.. Just thought of one more.. Why in the hell did I just do that.

[asher_]

that's pretty much everything in a nutshell.

[Demynx]

Best question of them all: Can someone question the word question while questioning someone when they questioned the person's questionable hair?

[bo$$]

that's pretty much everything in a nutshell.

Lmao ye

[kk.]

:@ do u not read posts. These are just humourous questions. I wanted unanswerable ones