hope they are ok** Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?~~ Because it keeps it shut when they lower it in to the hole
** Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?~~ Because the sun kills our skin cells so it turns it brown
** Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?~~ They can
** Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?~~ It does
** Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?~~ Because A psychic hasnt won lol
** Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?~~ So it can be its own meaning abv.
** Why is a boxing ring square?~~ Because a box is a 3D square
** Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?~~ Because it sticks to ur lip, not sticking your lips together
** Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?~~ Wouldnt it be better to put isnt it worrying that it is called practice?
** Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?~~ Rain doesnt drop it falls, there just called rain drops and snow is called snow not snow fall.
** Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?~~ To concentrate
** Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?~~ Because it makes it have more flavour whereas dishwashing liquid smells of lemons
** Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?~~ He keeps you from going broke lol
** Why is the third hand on the watch called second hand?~~ Who said the third hand was the second hand?
** Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?~~ Because people are rushing home
** Why is the word dictionary in the dictionary?~~ Thats just like saying why are the words that start at the begining in it. Its because some people might not know how to spell it
** Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?~~ Hmm, there is probably
** Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?~~ There probably is, plus its inhumane
** Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance that little indestructible black box is?~~ Because the black box is really heavy
** Can fat people go skinny-dipping?~~ simple Yes
** Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?~~ answered before - its identity they need![]()







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