The old man tripped into pie that was manky and smelt of rotton sausage! He got up and Wet Farted Loud , relised it was actually a train and then ran To a portaloo and got teleported to the moon and died of air loss, he was in hell kissing his bottom part of his shoe that was stupid because strapless-bras are unsupportive. Where ever Alien came into this I had to fart but I didn't. That wasn't good because Animals rawk, they don't really do much because they're so dumb with hairy bums and ugly faces, simular to Dave's monkey named FooFoo. Dave wishes .x-aimee-x. would stop mocking him. Tidus Starts laughing because he's generous i reply with, 'Dave, your hawt' from .x-aimee-x. tidus then wolfwhistles at Dave because aimiee is blushing when Dave kissed his girlfriend. Now leave him alone! after that we all went flying
Because Aimiee got caught snogging Habbox'! Tidus started crying Because he wanted I mean she wanted to kill Conflictuous; he's the best Binman in the world ( ) I mean sexiest unsexy guy in the whole house of Tidus. () Tidus is cool, and very kind. The manky pie that smelt of rotten sausages suddenly
hit the old man in the face who is now called Tidus.
The another day I'made new thread "Briarleaf is cute"... And Drinks Lattes! He was under the murky water drowning to death And needing help so i decided not to poo on my Dads face. And to poo on the loo instead of him but I missed and hit his bum while snogging my little sister. Then i wanted fish and chips so i decided that I would go to my grandma who made the worst shirt I've ever seen.
It was red, and made of poo! I instantly told NCFC who was wierd 'n' he said "thats it snogger." He then alerted his bum that danger was coming.
I started paragraphs, because I like Manchester United.
I know Rooney rocks.
I then saw Bill Gates snog my bum while creating Microsoft FrontPage Extention 2005.
The manager of Jonny Wilkinsons Rugby announced hes gay happy fun sunshine!
So I decided to snog bums like Bill Gates and Geri Halliwells pet spider, that was blue
and made of bras without straps and it had ink all over her new dress because of NCFC.
Thats enough bum-snogging for today thanks for eating at Mcdonalds Drive-Thru




