Your STUPID homework excuses

[Kardan]

Well, it wasn't me or at my school it was my geography teacher - He had this kid from whitehawk (rough area - full of chavs) come to him and he gave the teacher 4 blank pieces of paper, and he said wheres your homework?
then the boy said, Oh my god! my little brother has put invisible ink in my pen!
and he let him off, and he said to our class, if we have a good enough (funny) excuse then He will let us off ;P

If we say anything like that we'd get a detention :rolleyes:

[Baving]

So would i if i said that at my school . One of my old teachers (Retired now) had a book and for every homework excuse that he heard he would write it down lol. In the end after his 40yr teachin career he had something like 6,000 exuses . He then sold it

[Moose]

I actually do my homework usually its because I left it in my locker or at home...

[Rachi]

~I told my science teacher ma hw wasnt in my book bcoz i did it but the printer was bobba'ed

And i sed it musta falen out my book

[Chanced]

Left it in the taxi...

Printers Broke...

My Drink Leaked...

I thought it was Due in for tuesday?

[Baving]

Thanks chanced i now have some exusess to use :p

[Laura.]

I Say.. Erm.. I Thought It Was In For Tomorrow.

But It Was A Teacher I Fancied Or Was Kool I Would Say.. Pleaseeeeee Let Me Offf . And They Normally Say Oki. x

[Fingerboots]

"It flew away"
*Looks out the window and points*
"There it goes now!"

I cant believe I said that. Ah well, was years ago.

[Luay]

After school mr emery asked me to move something with him i put my books and moved it with himand i went home and forgot the books in school >_>

[?WhyNot?]

Pfft, I always do my homeworks :p