Your STUPID homework excuses

[Moose]

Hmm? what dumb ones have you said?

[--ss--]

a sixth former needed to do the same home work as me so he stole mine

teachers didnt belive me

[JT-Fan]

LOL i told mr barton
MY BOBBA DOG ATE IT
lolz

[--ss--]

LOL i told mr barton
MY BOBBA DOG ATE IT
lolz

lol you dont even have a dog

[JT-Fan]

lol i know
2moz in scicne gnna b JOKEZ last science lesson we was like
OMG MR BARTON U SCAMMED MY HC SOFA
OMG MR BARTON U BOBBA
OMG IME REPORTIN U 2 MOD-MR-SELBY mr barton
and the best one
THE BROWN PLASTO IS MR BARTON LOLZ

[Bono]

I said to my teacher thaT I was doinbg my homework at the kitchen table, And my Bird took a Number 2 on it...

Went well up until my friend told my teacher i didn't have birds.

(This was such a long time ago)

[ashLOVESMatt!]

I said something like the rabbit ate it.

[Moose]

Hah, someone said his fish ate it but before that he said his fish ate it and died and when people confronted him he said "I got a new one, couldn't soothe my emotional problems".

I said that I left it in my locker.

[Scriptermone]

Well, it wasn't me or at my school it was my geography teacher - He had this kid from whitehawk (rough area - full of chavs) come to him and he gave the teacher 4 blank pieces of paper, and he said wheres your homework?
then the boy said, Oh my god! my little brother has put invisible ink in my pen!
and he let him off, and he said to our class, if we have a good enough (funny) excuse then He will let us off ;P

[Baving]

I told my teacher that...
Magical aliens come in from outerspace and beamed themselves into my bedroom and made my homework disapear, and i never found it again :p

It was a substitute teacher that i handed it into He believed me