One day bob went out to smell some blue cheese but couldnt buy them so One day bob went out to smell some blue cheese but couldnt buy them so went to smell frontslide. he smelt of egg, it was very disgusting. Bob went to get a job to buy his blue cheese but couldnt get one until he found a job for a paper round. But he decided to eat the papers instead. He was sacked after one year for finding him farting out a paper with Micheal Jacksons Monkey but Bob could still not afford the blue cheese because he was £2.00 short when it was only £2.00, so he sold his lovemachine, but he was still £2.00 short. So he was sad enouth to sell his own home, his cardboard train which measured up to 12CM but he was STILL £2.00 Short. So he just asked his friend joe for £2.00 but joe said "no you smell!". So Bob went back to the spot where his train used to be and cried.





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