Stuff that annoys me.

[SSC7]

Hey Kev know what annoys me? When people steal jokes and act like they're theirs

http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/annoy.htm

[Neil]

Yea Kev, All That Was Taken Of Funnyjunk I Go On That Alot....

[KevSays]

Hey SSC7 know what annoys me also?

When people are ignorant enough to not read the whole thread properly and notice that I never said I made them if you'd actually re-read it you could've seen that I was just agreeing with them.

And only 2 people who have commented probably know about FunnyJunk and that they might never know about that stuff.

What do you think?

[Luayminator]

Aight .... So .. theres like one thing that annoys me more than anything. Its like when Im walking in a public place, mainly malls or something,a nd its really crowded, and you are walking to a direction, and another person opposite you is walking to the opposite direction. And they just continue walking, Hoping I would move, NEVER. Thats why I bump into so many people

[xJoeYx]

[Mm, I got that in a forward from a Peter Kay website That reminds me he has an album thingy, ahh it is so funny *Cough* www.amaturetransplants.com prolly spelt very wrong]

Anywho! What annoys me.. Kids that have screaming fits in the middle of shops or places and the parents just stand there watching them.
Types of girls that like pop gum all the time and have a real 'bad (bum)ed' attitude and they say stuff like "What you lookin' at!" Buh..
People who borrow money and don't give it back

yeh you did spell it wrong, www.amateurtransplants.com - mmmm i reconmend people being at least 15 before listening to any of the stuff. if a mod finds its too rude dont ban me its for charity!
well yes, i absolutely hate children, they annoy me soooo much, 14+ are all right, or very mature 12+.. there either whining, wanting, trying to act what there not grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

[SSC7]

Here are some stuff, quotes and actions that annoy me:


People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is, thanks. Do I point at my crotch when I askwhere the bathroom is?

People who are willing to get off their backside to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

When people say "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No moron, I paid £5.00 to come to the cinema and stare at the ceiling up there. What did you come here for?

When something is "new and improved", which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.

When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were going? You should know, you pulled me over.

When people say "Life is short." What the heck?? Life is the longest thing anyone ever does!! What? Are they going to do something that's longer?

When people ask "Can I borrow a piece of paper?" Sure, but please don't return the favour! It's only one piece of paper!

When you are waiting for the bus and someone ask you "Did the bus come yet?" If the bus came I would not be standing here!

People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did you buddy?


Well, now after that rap I definitely need some anger managment!

Why not add somethings that annoy you.

Am I missing something here Kev? You never imply you are agreeing with someone and that you didnt think these up for yourself. You say "that annoy me" and "Well, now after that rap I definitely need some anger managment!"

And only 2 people who have commented probably know about FunnyJunk and that they might never know about that stuff.

What do you think?

WHats this supposed to mean?

[Dave,]

What also annoys me on the internet that so many people thinks its so funny to go around saying they love pie and cheese. Urgh! shut up! Also people who think they are so random by walking into a room and saying 'I am so random'

The whole habbo marriage stuff as well I can't stand it.

[gregzilla]

When something is "new and improved", which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.

actually its an improvement of the old product they just released, its just out so
its new and its an improvement
so actually you can get something that's new and improved

*phew, got that off my chest... the rest are right but i just saw this one.

[Fingerboots]

Dave, yay, someone who agree's with me. ITS NOT RANDOM! Okay, I admit I used to be very like that tralalala.. But if you think about it saying "Cheese" and "I'm Strange" isn't random at all, basically predictable and planned because it's said so much today. Good definitions click'eth here.
Randomness is excellent, the proper stuff. :8

[Ballet=life]

What also annoys me on the internet that so many people thinks its so funny to go around saying they love pie and cheese. Urgh! shut up! Also people who think they are so random by walking into a room and saying 'I am so random'

The whole habbo marriage stuff as well I can't stand it.

Hey...
I like pie...

Nah
I go around singing songs about pie to annoy people.
It's funny.
Seriously!