Stuff that annoys me.

[KevSays]

Here are some stuff, quotes and actions that annoy me:


People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is, thanks. Do I point at my crotch when I askwhere the bathroom is?

People who are willing to get off their backside to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

When people say "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No moron, I paid £5.00 to come to the cinema and stare at the ceiling up there. What did you come here for?

When something is "new and improved", which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.

When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were going? You should know, you pulled me over.

When people say "Life is short." What the heck?? Life is the longest thing anyone ever does!! What? Are they going to do something that's longer?

When people ask "Can I borrow a piece of paper?" Sure, but please don't return the favour! It's only one piece of paper!

When you are waiting for the bus and someone ask you "Did the bus come yet?" If the bus came I would not be standing here!

People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did you buddy?


Well, now after that rap I definitely need some anger managment!

Why not add somethings that annoy you.

[la-ur-en]

I hate it when people whistle, it's soo annoying
Or when people keep sniffing, its like, GET A TISSUE,
Or when people are arguing, and they drag you into it, it's like, oh, let me just go answer the door, then you just run for it!
Little kids who cry, ahhhhhh, the noise goes right through me.
Loud people actually annoy me, its like, okay im only 10cm away you don't need to shout!
People who try to be something they are not, its like, okay, what's the point?
People who think they are 'wide' and start coming all up in your face in clubs, it's like, sorry, i was just asking if you could pass my jacket...

[Dirgeofcerberus]

I hate it when people say to you "Do I look fat in this?", what the hell am I supposed to say? Tell the truth and say yes and have you hate me? Or lie and say no then have you get embarrassed by looking fat? Sheesh..

[Dave,]

I hate it when people say "who do you think you are talking to?" its obvious I am talking to you.
When people say "who do you think you are?" Umm I think I am me.
Also screaming kids on a bus. It isn't hard to grab the kid and make them sit down and shut up.

[Ashley 12344]

erm ppl lay in there coffin/place of rest for longer?
did u find these on a website, as iv seen them on a few or did u make em up?

[Jacko2kn3]

It's off a website, I have heard the first one off Peter Kay as well, although he acts it out much funnier.

Erm, people messing you around = uber annoying.

[Fingerboots]

[Mm, I got that in a forward from a Peter Kay website That reminds me he has an album thingy, ahh it is so funny *Cough* www.amaturetransplants.com prolly spelt very wrong]

Anywho! What annoys me.. Kids that have screaming fits in the middle of shops or places and the parents just stand there watching them.
Types of girls that like pop gum all the time and have a real 'bad (bum)ed' attitude and they say stuff like "What you lookin' at!" Buh..
People who borrow money and don't give it back

[Convictions]

What annoys me is .....

People who just try to walk through you.
Chavs who put a stick against your neck and ask for your wallet (Happens alot in my area)

More to come

[xsaucy-stephx]

hmm, you people get annoyed easily. I get annoyed when my parents tell me my education is the most important thing in the world, but then when im actually doing my homework i keep getting called down to do 'jobs' around the house by my mum, isnt that her job???

Steph
x

[Briarleaf]

The thing that annoys me most is my dads bird. It squaks all the time! it never shuts up!!