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    you're an idiot for telling the joke in the first place, I would say the punishment is slightly harsh, it deserves a detention I reckon
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    say the joke here

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    Quote Originally Posted by whiziz View Post
    say the joke here
    The ones I've heard are...

    What do Houdini and Madeleine McCann have in common?
    They both disappear and they're both dead.

    What is the difference between Madeleine McCann and my Ferrari?
    My Ferrari is not in my garage.

    There is another one about Madeleine and McLaren, which is hilarious to be honest, but I can't remember it.

    I know I've probably offended a few people, but imo it's unfair that 'Maddie' is getting all of this attention while hundreds of other people go missing every day and nothing is done to help them. So I don't care anymore.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neversoft View Post
    The ones I've heard are...

    What do Houdini and Madeleine McCann have in common?
    They both disappear and they're both dead.

    What is the difference between Madeleine McCann and my Ferrari?
    My Ferrari is not in my garage.

    There is another one about Madeleine and McLaren, which is hilarious to be honest, but I can't remember it.

    I know I've probably offended a few people, but imo it's unfair that 'Maddie' is getting all of this attention while hundreds of other people go missing every day and nothing is done to help them. So I don't care anymore.
    Lol same

    I heard one today

    Whats the differance between jesus and madeline mccann? Jesus died a virgin.

    And there was one what do somenting n the mccanns have in common? and it was like wudnt let eithr of them look after ur kids or sunnik like that.

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    those jokes are disgusting.
    i have told the jesus one before though *slap hand*

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    i dont see how they are digusting really? its only a joke..

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    those ones told already are quite poor, haven;t you heard ones like..

    Whats worse than letting your child play with Michael Jackson.. letting them play with the McCanns

    and..

    Renault have brought out a new family car. Apperently its so spacious you hardly notice the kids in the back. Its called the Renault McCann
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    Lolol.

    You fail at satire, and,

    Who the Hell tells their teacher that anyway?

    Deserved it IMO.

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    That's something you don't say to a teacher. Common sense. Like really. Some people take those things seriously. So, that was your own fault. It was fair. & your friend was dumb too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Atrophy View Post
    Lol same

    I heard one today

    Whats the differance between jesus and madeline mccann? Jesus died a virgin.

    And there was one what do somenting n the mccanns have in common? and it was like wudnt let eithr of them look after ur kids or sunnik like that.
    omg that jesus one is rly good but i swear he didnt die a virgin and he has kiddliewinks?


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