Paddy Buys a bath and takes it back and complains the next day saying water keeps running out,,, manager says,,, did you buy a plug? paddy says YOU IDIOT U NEVER SAID IT WAS ELETRIC !
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21-02-2010, 07:33 PM #12
Doctor Doctor, I have 59 seconds to live, WAIT A MINUTE!
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22-02-2010, 11:30 AM #13
What's The Thinnest Book In the world?
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Ans. - "What Men Know About Women"anyway
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2 sausages are sitting in a pan
1 sausage says phew its hot in here
the other sausage says oooo a talking sausage
lol
"Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars?"
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Bought my girlfriend a fur coat made out of 3,600 hamster skins and took her to blackpool..
Couldn't get her off the Big Wheel for 2 days!!!
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22-02-2010, 08:18 PM #16
Eric and his family were playing charades last christmas.
It was Eric's turn.
Eric came up and got undressed (all his clothes)
He then gets a hammer from the garage.
He puts his dudududu on a table.
THEN HE JUST STARTS RANDOMLY HITTING IT WITH THE HAMMER.
Guess what it is he's got in charades
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