Urban dictionary your town!

[Nemo]

A borough of London, south of the river. It is known for it's chavs, and Ikea store. It's home to Nestle and Allders. The town is also where all of the immigrants come in, as it has the Home Office. The town's ****e, full of drunken's and teeny-bopper wanna be chavs. Very well interbred, and split between the races; ie West Croydon = Asians and Blacks, New Addington = White Estate Chavs, Shirley and Sanderstead = posh white middle class people - as far away from public transport as possible... And Addiscombe, South Norwood, Purley etc = mixed racial areas. If you want to see chavs - go to Tollgate Estate in Addiscombe/Elmers End. Or, otherwise, visit any MacDonalds in Central Croydon. The town's known for the rebellious Kate Moss and Naomi Cambell. You'll often see wanna be A-list Vanessa off of Big Brother. The town has a very high rate of vandalism, GBH and sexual assults. Recent news coverage about the murder of Sally-Anne Bowman. East Croydon Station is also the most dangerous station in London. The accent is bad. Very bad. Although Croydon has some good schools, eg Whitgift, John Fisher, Coloma, Royal Russel... These are a minority. Often you'll be physically abused by school kids from schools such as Haling Manor, Shirley High, Ashburton, Thomas Moore etc etc. Basically, don't move here. Don't visit Croydon. It's a **** hole... =) (I know, I live here... but I am not a Chav.)
What a Croydoner might say: "Nah man I ain't payin no **** for bus. Bus is free innit. Shut up man. I ain't list'nin to none of your ****. Shut up. Shut up. **** off man. Lemme on da bus, *****. Aight, I'ma get ma bredrins on yous lot man. Lemme get ma gun from ma yard, man. Gonna merk you up, *****."

SO true.

[Jamesy]

I went to Norwich a few months ago and I'm telling you the girls round there were gorgeous! Think it must be because its the biggest place for miles around and attracts all of East Anglia's stunners. Just a shame that it is such a pain to get to. Can drive to Leeds in the time it takes to get to Norwich from London.
Norwich was England's second largest city in the middle ages, with its prosperity based on strong European export markets for the region's agricultural products.

Wow I can honestly say I did not expect that.

[EyeCrusties]

Lmao.

A small city in New Mexico with few hangouts for teenagers which include: Wal-Mart,the Mall(really a hall),Sonic, Denny's and more recently, Plateau Expresso. Recently had a flood after years of drought because some political genius decided that he would fill in the arroyos. Full of posers and full of old people. Next to Holloman Air Force Base and White Sands which is where the atomic bomb was first tested at in 1945, which probably explains a lot. I suspect the nuclear fallout is affecting people's brains. Gossip runs rampant and if you live here it kind-of makes you want to kill yourself or others. Nice place though.
If you end up in Alamogordo, you will probably never get out.
At least not for long.
See you at Denny's!
=)

[Nicola]

Aha mines rubbish and so not true ;l

A small town on the outskirts of Manchester, mostly inhabited by people who can't afford to live in nearby *insert the other town name here*.

[Conservative,]

If you want to see chavs - go to Tollgate Estate in Addiscombe/Elmers End.

I bop down Elmers End

[Special]

buy chesterfield mugs, tshirts and magnets
A town in North-east Derbyshire. George Stevenson, the inventor of the steam engine lived here. Then he died here. Now he's buried here. Good for him, since there's little else to do around town. Although it does boast one of the largest open air markets in the land (so I'm led to believe)! This may sound dull to you, but your mother loves it. Also includes more pubs, bars and greasy takeaways than is sensible, and a big bent church. Hurrah.

Also known - by morons - as Chezzie/Chez Vegas. Hilarious.
I live in Chesterfield, that's why I hurt myself.

lmao at last part

[Conservative,]

I decided to make it slightly more....precise in destination..here's what I got:

BR3 refers to the endzzz of London located in Beckenham in the borough of bromley. It is home to a number of high profile celebrities and people of general good looks. It is commom knowledge that BR3 is far superior to waste ends such CR7, CR3 and Hayes. REP REP
"Hey are you from BR3?"
"yeh"
"OMG you are so cool and good looking"

Sick init.

[Niall!]

Carrick sucks so much.

Seriously. The only decent thing to come out of Carrick is my mate David

[Abbie.]

Carrick sucks so much.

Seriously. The only decent thing to come out of Carrick is my mate David

its not that badddd.

lol david who? i might know him

[Inseriousity.]

A town in the north-east of England, situated on the river Tees, which is also the largest town in Europe, just because it hasn't been made into a city yet. Home of the smoggie, named after the ICI chemical plant and other industries which fill the air with pollution and make the sky turn brown in winter. Locals call both the town and the football team (Middlesbrough FC) "Boro", while outsiders misspell the town's name as MiddlesbOrough. There is a distinctive Teesside accent, distinguishable from Geordie, despite what the producers of Steel River Blues would like you to think. Landmarks include the Transporter Bridge, the largest aerial ferry in the world (though there are only about three), the Newport Bridge, and various monuments in and around the town to commemmorate Captain James Cook, the explorer who discovered Australia and was born in the local area. The inhabitants will be quick to complain about the virtual lack of any other famous monuments, and a dearth of celebrities. Other famous people from the town include (and are largely limited to): Kirsten O'Brien, the children's TV presenter; Paul Daniels, the magician; and a few footballers. Though not a very old, famous or prestigious town, residents realise its merits when they find out there are rarely gridlocks at rush hour, unlike most other towns and cities, despite the limitations of there only being two main roads into the town centre. This is possibly because everybody is so put off by the high rate of drug dealing, teenage pregnancy, poverty and other crime, that the town is rated by many to be the worst place to live in Britain, much to the delight of the suburbians and to the dismay of the town redevelopers. In development, the seemingly overly well-planned industrial estate has allowed many local businesses to flourish, and an ambitious redevelopment plan for Middlehaven, a brownfield site by the river, hopes to attract more businesses and money to the area. However, the plans have been ridiculed by non-residents and residents alike, for its suggestion of turning the place into a "Toy Town". The prospect of a casino, riverside apartments and a self-sufficient business community also detracts from Middlesbrough's industrial heritage and may not serve to redevelop the town effectively. In recent years, the town's location has somehow come into question. In very early times much of it was part of North Yorkshire, and then Langbargh/Cleveland/Teesside. Now, apparently none of these places exist, so there is no county and you have to look under 'Durham' or elsewhere to find the town in a directory. However, the area retains its TS postal area code. The telephone area code is 01642.

Middlesbrough's a daza place to live because there aren't any traffic jams, which totally outweighs the risk of having my car burned out or bursting my tyre on a syringe.

lol considering most of boro are a bunch of chavs, this description sounds posh compared to some of yours.