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29. Jennifer 78 up, 606 down
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the ultimate fun sponge that can drive any reasonable human being to suicide. Manages to kill the conversation with a whiff of her death breath and uses the commonly known phrase of "well actually". Seems to believe she is better than most other people when actually she isnt. Imagine a piece of craboard with a moustache and a few more spots and well you get the picture.... much love
J= "well actually if you use your elbow theres a 50% chance you will..."
Everyone else = no jennifer shut the **** up


"well actually" is my catchphrase irl

23. Jennifer 16 up, 43 down
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A lesbian boyfriend.
Annie: "My boyfriend is Lesbian."
Karl: "You're totally dating a Jennifer."

[Special]

To engage in sexual activity in a natural area of water (ie. pond, river, lake, or ocean).

LMFAO

[matt$]

Matt

ancient greek translation for "eternal sex-god". It is beleived that anyone that holds this name has a great level of skill and ability to perform sexual acts for long periods of time. Men posessing this name are also well endowed.


Girl 1: I wish my boyfriend was a matt
Girl 2: Oh you poor thing

tht.

[,Lexiilu]

a hot sexy girl that can get every guy she wants, also the love of most guys life and a girl that can change you life forever
sexy lexi, hot body and nice ass!

Lexi is hot, fun and attractive. Males become obsessed with her charm and she never fails to get what she wants. Lexi is carefree and wild, while maintaining a sophisticated image. Lexi is known for being a good girl with a crazy side. Lexi always has a great body and loves attention.
Lexi looks so good today, have you seen her?
Lexi has the nicest ass!

lexi is a great mate, she's cute, cuddly n funny to b around!
if ya c sum1 sexc, shes sure ta b a lexi!!

A very kind and loving person. Sexyy as hell and wanted by many but the thing is she's waiting for one. She's someone that always deserves a second chance because she's worth it. Don't let her go because once she's gone, your ganna want her back. Lexi will change your life forever, she's the type of girl you spend the rest of your life with.
Lexiis smexxii

A really amazing girl who is smart, funny, and beautiful. Lexi is the kind of girl every guy wants, and when you have her, you never want to let go. Sometimes known to be a little on the short side, Lexi is most likely the most beautiful girl you will ever meet. Lexi's are also known to be very talented, and succeed in everything they do. If you meet a Lexi, don't let her get away, ever.
Lexi is really beautiful.

artistic fun and loving girl.loves nature and has cool hair.
is often mistaken for an emo even though she is just plain artistic and different and loves to stand out. looks like a hippie and loves people who are cool with being themselves. likes to eat alot but for some reason doesnt get fat... has a weak heart. falls too easily and is often confused about love.
damn, she eats like a lexi!

A Lexi is a bright girl whose spirit and humour will make her a pleasure to talk to. Lexi's have a great capacity and enthusiasm for shopping and a particular fascination for shoes and designer clothing.

Lexi's also posses helpful and healing hugging abilities and can dispense the cutest smiles
"OMG look at that girl SHOP! Bet she's a Lexi! Oh nice shoes too!"

they hit the nail on the head lol
i bolded my fave xo

[Calvin]

Calvin: sheer delight. he is amazing. A boy of wonder. a boy who posesses; cunning, tact, looks, and insight. alot of people would say that calvin is vain, stuck-up and selfish. in reality these people are nothing but jelous fools. Calvin's best friend is a girl of extreme wonder ashton.
"calvin! wow he's so amazing, there are no words to describe his awsomeness!!"

I'm awesome.

[Minstrels]

Oh I see what they did with the second one. Witty.

Nontheless, I am a smooth talking, eternal sex God.. :rolleyes:

No, you're a "pretty annoying bloke who just keeps on bugging the crap out of you - sum it all up - someone who is a HUGE pain in the arse", UD says so (A)

[Dandelion]

the most AMAZING people you will ever find are Chelseas. chicken flavored&lemon scented. DELICIOUSLY good looking.
girl: Damn, i wish i was a Chelsea.
boy: *looks her up&down* yeah, me too. :

Chelsea is a beautiful creature of a peculiar nature. She is often starving or not hungry in the least, but she is dangerous in her hungry state. Possibly the sexiest creature on the planet, the Chelsea naturally has the powers of seduction and can manipulate your emotions without you realizing it. Be careful never to walk into the home of a Chelsea before announcing yourself, for she may be naked. Overall, Chelsea is a pleasure to be around, a treat to look at, and always smells nice. Don't mess with her though... she will kill you.
(friend walks up to Chelsea's house and opens the door)
Friend: "Oh, my God! Chelsea, you're naked!"
Chelsea: "Want a cookie?"

lol.....

Chelsea's are beautiful strange creatures. Chelsea's usually have blond hair and blue eyes. They are known to be very affectionate. Chelsea's can be trained with snacks of any kind. They tend to eat alot but dont get fat. Chelsea's are usually dancers or cheerleaders or some other kind of school spirit promoter. When in a fight with a chelsea never bring up family or you will be tackeled. For the most part chelseas are very enterjectic and fun(especially in bed) if you have the pleasue of meeting a chelsea always keep track of your food when you are around her.
chelsea's says: do you have any food???
You always say: nope

[Fez]

1. A large penis that can't fit into a girl's vagina.

2. A boner-like penis that is dificult to hide in a horny situation.
1. Damn dude, you couldn't fit your Nathan into her vagina.. is it really that big?

2. Yeah, there was this hot chick I saw in a porno at the store... it totally gave me a Nathan.

That'll do.

[Circadia]

1) Abi
She is a star don't let her go.
She's a special girl, a full on Abi
abi star special nice haha
3. Abi
The sweetest girl ever that you may be inextricable attracted to for some unexplainable reason. Has the most amazing personality and the most charming smile in the whole GTA!
1: I am so hung up on Abi!
2: Dude, me too.
1: **** off!

Nickname

Abigail
A super-sweet girl. Extremely gorgeous and tons of fun. When you meet one you will want to be a huge part of her life but you would have to be very lucky for it to happen. An Abigail will stay on your mind forever so you will know when you meet one.
I started dating an Abigail a while back, she is amazing!
awesome sweet abby hottie abbi
2. Abigail
The girl who is always searching for herself. The girl who feels beautiful when spreading joy to others, but has difficulty doing so. The girl who may often fear losing her sanity, because she so often comes close to it, but you never know it because she settles quietly to the side of the room. The girl who tends to keep to herself, but if you give her reason to trust her and time to open up, and you treat with respect, then you're in for an amazing experience with a beautiful person. The girl that intimidates you, in some way or another, because of her silent power, so everyone leaves her to be alone. She is highly intuitive and creative, with a vast imagination. She is strong, intelligent, and knows what is beautiful in life.
The beautiful, smart girl kept to herself, drawing in the margins of her notebook, so even the boy who recognized her beauty left her alone. She's such an Abigail.
abigail abby beautiful intelligent lonely
3. Abigail
A beautiful girl, has lots of friends, crazy fun, and is always single.
Why are u trying to be a Abigail your *****.

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1. Laura 2613 up, 770 down
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meaning 'from the laurel flower'
a beautiful name, in fact one of the best names ever.

hey laura, you're soo fly
laura laurel flower fly beautiful
by mclaura Jun 7, 2007 share this
2. Laura 2849 up, 1349 down
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-Sex on legs
-Tiger in the bedroom
-Waiscoast is TEH SEX
-Adorable
-Possibly the rudest person you will EVER meet
-Cute. END OF.
Michelle: "Did you meet up with Laura last night?"
Hannah: "Yeh, she was a tiger in the bedroom!"
(Laura walks past...)
Michelle: "Aye up, sex on legs.."
tiger waistcoat sex on legs teh sex cute
by michelle&hannah Sep 20, 2007 share this
3. Laura 1766 up, 397 down
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A really really cool person;
guys want her and girls want to be her.
Has many friends.
Everyone likes her,
they dont only pretend to like her.

Guy 1: Why can we never get a Laura?
Guy 2: They all already have great boyfriends.

Girl 1: Lauras so cool, I want to be her.
Girl 2: Your just lucky your her friend.