Sue Happy - Ends 15th December

[Azarole]

I am going to sue myself for not having a good enough reason to sue anything else.. farout.

[Jully8]

i sue all my enemies for being big bullys to me and being selifish and mean! D:<

[Michael]

I am going to sue the meat factory because im a farmer, and my cows didn't come home.

[lawrawrrr]

I am going to sue my door frame, for not moving out of the way when my hip was clearly about to crash into it.

[Cyberkid15]

I am going to sue the kitchen for making me clean the dishes

[inventions716]

Sue List
Mum: because she always sceams at me
Dad: No support on anything
Sister: she's just annoying
Death: because he kills people
Justin Bieber: Because his gay

Merry Christimas,

Habbo: inventions!!
Habbox: inventions716

[Blake2100]

I had My Mobile Phone, and i tripped over the wire and fell ont a pillow then due to the pillow been so soft i didn't brake my arm.
i'm suing my mum for putting the pillow there due to the fact that she intentionally stopped self harm.
i'm suing the pillow company for making such soft pillows.
I'm suing my mobile company for selling me a mobile with wires.
and im suing my Sim provider for saying no strings attached.

[MintChocolate]

I am going to sue this bottle of lotion, because I opened it and it basically Exploded out at me.

[R3C0RDZ]

I am sueing google maps for making me swim across the Pacific Ocean when I asked for directions from Taiwan to China!

[rokgal]

i was told to put the apples in the fruit bowel but in my old age of 12 i put them in the compost bin. (TRUE)

SO i am sueing
My mum.. she should of done it
My stepdad for being there and not telling me
My sister for laughing
The compost bin for swallowing the apples whole
The fruit bowel for not saving his children the apples.
The door as it let me outside.
Lexiluu for being prettyer than me when i took out the apples

This was clearly not my fault. See you in court