Sue Happy - Ends 15th December

[Inseriousity.]

I've done two competitions today! What is wrong with the world? Y'know what, I might just sue. We're in a compensation culture (if you believe the Daily Mail, that is) and I thought it'd be funny to take the mick out of it. It's the British way! For this competition, invent the wackiest compensation claim you can think of! Maybe you tripped over a branch on a pavement? It can be anything you like. The funniest and wackiest claim wins! Good luck!

Prize: 10 credits + 10 rep
(kindly donated by Wiizzz)

[:.JessLiu.:]

My foot got stuck in wet concrete after the barriers bashed into me and made me fall into it. Then a worker tried to shovel me out and hit my foot.


LOL I'm so random XD

[Eoin247]

In an act of pure rage i threw my laptop in a raging river,

Ima sue god for putting the water there,
Ima sue Newton for making laws about gravity,
Ima sue samsung for not making my laptop waterproof,
Ima sue the animals of the forest for not drinking enough water on time to save my laptop,
Ima sue habbox for making me be on my laptop at the time i was next to the river

failing that i can sue the gum chewing idiot that threw gum on the ground that stuck to my shoe, and made me get mad in the first place.

[Gina]

I want to sue my sock and kitchen floor, i was running in my kitchen, slipped, did an elvis pose, twisted and then broke my foot ;l

[Gibs960]

Dear Capri Sun, I couldn't tear through the silver paper with the straw so I decided to try and pierce my scrotum with the straw and because of you I can't have kids! Thanks a lot!

[Toasten]

Dear god, I wish to sue you due to the dramatic weather which has stopped me from going football training! I would like you to send Santa to me this year..

[Conservative,]

Dear school, I am sueing you for an injury to my hand I received whilst be exerted to excessive homework. I cannot move my fingers and my hand is out of use for 5 minutes. This is an unacceptable amount of damage and I will see you in the supreme court. Get a lawyer. See you there.

[LostSerenity]

I want to sue billie jean, she said I am the one, but i assure you.. the kid is not my son.

[j0rd]

I'm going to sue Habbox Competitons Department for not making me win this competition!

[iDices]

I am going to sue my calculator for giving me the wrong answer on my math test.