Worst/Cheesyest chat up lines

[DJ Reaper]

If water droplettes were kisses, I'd send you a tsunami AND DROWN YOU TO HELL!!!!!1111

LMAO!!

[ChloeDust]

Lol i have quite a few;

1) Do your legs hurt because you have been running through my mind all day.

2) That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.

3) Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns. (LMAO)

4) All those curves, and me with no brakes.

5) Is it hot in here or is it just you?

6) I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?

7) I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

8) My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it. (LOL)

9) Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

10) Hi, how do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled or fertilized? (lol) and theres only a few ;/

[Squishybeamz]

Lol I Like 'Em I Have 1

:- My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to

[Forest-Law]

Do you want some fries with that shake?? LOL.

or

If I said u were beautiful, would u hold ur body against me?

or ( a risky one )

Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

or

leg is the word of the day, lets go outside love and spread the word!

or

I'm gonna name one of your legs Christmas and the other one New Year's Day. Can I visit between the holidays?

or

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put 'I' next to 'U'

[Carlos]

Submit the worst/cheesyest chat up lines you have ever heard and or used..
Heres one:
Wanna learn maths?
ok, you subtract you clothes diveid your legs add our bodys then we can multiply!!!

(sorry for my bad spelling :d )

edited by Cypher- ~ Removed the unknown links from your post.

Lol, I'd never say that to a girl!

Cheeky boy :p

[-Soph-]

LMAO these are funny

[Rebecca]

lolz... sumit about a ticket,, coz yew have fine written all over yew pls

[joeyjo21]

The worst one that ive ever been told is "did it hurt" and i said "what?" and the guy goes "when you fell from heaven" . Me and my mates couldnt stop laughing.

[iRoss]

Lets re-arrange the alphabet so u and i are together.

[мϊкэ]

Let me have your child - From a girl
Your Hot - Guy