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    Default Worst/Cheesyest chat up lines

    Submit the worst/cheesyest chat up lines you have ever heard and or used..
    Heres one:
    Wanna learn maths?
    ok, you subtract you clothes diveid your legs add our bodys then we can multiply!!!

    (sorry for my bad spelling :d )

    edited by Cypher- ~ Removed the unknown links from your post.
    Last edited by Cypher-; 26-08-2005 at 05:55 PM.
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    wots with the links ????
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    pmsl
    ilsot my number can i have yours
    works 4 me but i hate it
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    Quote Originally Posted by MrHideaway
    wots with the links ????
    What links?
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    If you were a booger I'd pick you first. =']

    And I found "My magical watch says you aren't wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!" on a site... It's funny

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jashmine
    If you were a booger I'd pick you first. =']

    And I found "My magical watch says you aren't wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!" on a site... It's funny
    lmao! NICE!
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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Luto
    What links?
    the underlined words lead to a website ???
    (h)(h)(h)

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrHideaway
    the underlined words lead to a website ???
    I know :S its weird its happening to alot of words on sites....
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    o ok

    erm heres an old one

    excuse me i fainted when i saw u so my solicitor asked me to get ur number for insurance reasons


    something like that anyway
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    If water droplettes were kisses, I'd send you a tsunami AND DROWN YOU TO HELL!!!!!1111

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