Your wife wouldn't let me leave

Your wife wouldn't let me leave
I ran out of toothpaste, therefore i needed to go to the shop to buy some
My son missed the bus, needed get him too school and make him lunch.
Santa decided i had been bad this year, and instead of waiting until Christmas, he just got his elves to jump me.
But don't worry, the tooth fairy replaced the teeth i lost and healed me.![]()
I'm sorry but I really couldn't get out of my bed its too comfortable and I had no energy to work today
So you see, what happened was, my boyfriend told me to get in the kitchen and told me I had to stay there because that's where I belonged. And we had this really big argument and I told him he is sexist and he said I was feminist, and then I lost track of time and when I looked at the clock I realized I was going to be late for work. So I lied to him and told him I worked at a soup kitchen so he'd let leave or else he'd tell me I belonged in the kitchen, but since I told him I was going to a kitchen he let me go. So, I was a bit late cause of that little argument.
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I was walking across the pavement on my way to work when I slipped and seriously injured my fringe.
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i decided this morning i wanted to go on holiday, went to board the plane then realized I had work, I went to go back but guess who I bumped into? Not only David Hassellhoff! so me and the old Hoffster sat down for a cup of tea and then he dropped me off to work. Sorry!
I chuckled a bit at this, But it seems like the best excuse yet!So you see, what happened was, my boyfriend told me to get in the kitchen and told me I had to stay there because that's where I belonged. And we had this really big argument and I told him he is sexist and he said I was feminist, and then I lost track of time and when I looked at the clock I realized I was going to be late for work. So I lied to him and told him I worked at a soup kitchen so he'd let leave or else he'd tell me I belonged in the kitchen, but since I told him I was going to a kitchen he let me go. So, I was a bit late cause of that little argument.
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