Horrorscope - Ends 6th December

[Empousa]

[For January 2014]

On the last day of this month, you will get the overwhelming urge to start singing 'Friday' by Rebecca Black.

[MKR&*42]

Tomorrow you will wake up a new person...

you will be known as "Gary Glitter".

[ZombiePhoenix]

Sick and tired of people criticizing your lifestyle and comparing you to your younger self? Good. That means that you’re every bit as driven and talented as you’ve always been. Tell those naysayers to back off, because you haven’t lost a step. Celebrate your newfound confidence by enjoying all of the pleasures that those wet blankets you call “friends” have been condemning. Eat whatever the hell you want, smoke a few cigars, and wash it all down with some stiff drinks. Self-medicate to your heart’s content. If anyone tries to interfere, just mumble incoherently, swivel your hips, and point indiscriminately into the distance. Remember to eat lots of fiber to ensure that your body can adequately process this joyous diet.



#BeatIt

[Martin]

You're gonna have chronic diarrhea for the rest of your life due to how much **** ya have in you

[jasean94]

Two people in parallel motion are ready to come together or diverge. A time for change is also an opportunity to experiment. The result could be far better than anyone imagines.

[OldLoveSong]

the planets are not aligned for your good luck this month ! the one you care about and value most will decide to leave you and your financial life will crumble to the ground. Not only will you be left heart broken and actually "broke", you are destined for 7 more years of bad luck.

[!:random!:!]

your lover lover loves someone else...