What nationality is Santa Claus?
North Polish!

Frosty to Rudolph: Do you think it's going to Snow, Man?
Rudolph to Frosty: No, I pretty sure it's going to Rain, Dear.
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Question
Which of Santa's reindeer has bad manners?
Answer
Rude-olph!
Q: What do the female reindeer do when Santa takes the male reindeer out on Christmas Eve ?
A: They go into town, and blow a few bucks.
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
- Frostbite
HA HA HA
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Q. What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
A. Claustrophobia!
I'm making a comeback!
Better than Justin Timberlake
So you enjoying Xmas?
You better be ~Santa~
This what you wanted for Xmas?
Its all your getting so dont ask! love santa xox
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Habbo.
Habbo who?
Habbo, I want Habbo-bows for christmas.
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i used to put the names of my favourite singers here... then i realised nobody cared
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas Eve
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