[Quest] Crack Me Up - Ends 14th December

[despect]

The elves have been working super hard this year and completely forgot to come up with jokes to put in everyone's Christmas crackers. They've left it too late and now they're struggling to think of any and it's driving them crackers (see what I did there? )!

What you have to do for this competition is create your own cheesy joke to put in the crackers to help them out!

Good luck

Prize options: 10 "Santa's list" points plus
a) 10 credits + 15 rep
b) 10 lottery tickets + 15 rep
c) 25 rep.

[Srix]

Why was Santa's little helper feeling depressed? He had low elf-esteem.

[:Markster:]

What kind of music do elves like best?
"Wrap" music!

[Lanyon]

I really don't know, sorry.

Edited by Matts (Forum Super Moderator): Please don't post pointlessly!

[IzzyUhh]

What king is the children's favourite at christmas time?
A StocKING!

[iMusic]

Why was the gnome on the grass laughing?

Because the grass was tickling his balls

(Just picture that in your head now )

[Drake.]

Q: What type of tree do people put up around Christmas time?

A: A Christmas tree!

(I decided to keep the quality of the joke the same as the ones usually found in crackers to make it sound more authentic.)

[Yawn]

Who is never hungry at Christmas ?
The turkey - he's always stuffed! :L

[Drew]

Here's a cheesy joke...

What do you call a cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.

[Liva]

What lies in a pram and wobbles?
A jelly baby

What do they sing at a snowman's birthday party?
Freeze a jolly good fellow

How does Jack Frost get to work?
By icicle

What do you call two robbers?
A pair of knickers

A few of my favourites.