Insults and Comebacks - = - = - = - Whats Yours??

[Dupion]

I dont comeback really, just ignore them and they get bored and shut up. Fun over, boohoo to them

[Roboevil]

Some kid said to my friend
"Tell you mum I left the money on the counter last night - She was really good!"
I'm sorry but my mates mother is 52 and the 'offender' was like 11, that's quite disgusting, I don't see how it's an insult. When we replied with an uncertain 'what the ___," he relatiated by saying.
"Your mum's head is so small when she got an ear peirce she died."
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... I pity the fool.

[Stitch]

The main one ..

Get Lost
Sorry i no my way around here ..

Can't think of any maybe when i get insulted i will say and say what my comeback was.

Usually wen ppl say get lost to me i say first i need a map so i can find my way back.

[Clo]

I go on and on and on.
If a person says like 1 insultive word to me I get really agitated.
So all you can hear is all this swearing and gah. x]

[Wootzeh]

Someone : What are you looking at?
ME : don't know they dont put labels on s*** these days.

[Fluffball]

Someone : What r u lookin atMe: Dno labels dropped offOr i keep swearingThen maybe throw a few punchesO=]

[la-ur-en]

I tend not to insult..
Ahh the famous 'yer maw' or for you englanders 'your mum'.
Oh god, i hate them, random children walking past me and goin 'aye yer maw' i mean what on EARTH is the point in it? Ha, one time my friend john said to me after i said to him 'what you doin tonight' nd he said as a joke 'yer maw' i just went 'how can that be possible if i'm doing her?' haha, yes its sick, but you know what, just laugh along with it, its a silly unoffensive joke really, if people actually start slagging your mum like actually saying something about her physical appearance then you have the right to get angry and hurt them! Well, i'm giving you the permission haha!
Nah if people start saying things like 'tell your mum i want my money back' say something stupid like 'ha you pay my mum? i get it for free!' Ahh its the best way!!
Anyway.. if people insult me i just tend to laugh at them and they tend to get quite angry and leave you alone because you aren't showing any sort of hurt

[ross]

Some kid said to my friend
"Tell you mum I left the money on the counter last night - She was really good!"
I'm sorry but my mates mother is 52 and the 'offender' was like 11, that's quite disgusting, I don't see how it's an insult. When we replied with an uncertain 'what the ___," he relatiated by saying.
"Your mum's head is so small when she got an ear peirce she died."
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... I pity the fool.

Lmao. I do too

[=Jen=]

I know this is mean but my "friend", Brandon, Is an *** so I was talking in math class to my friend and he is like your mom! And I snapped back, At least I have one! (His mom is dead) I know it's mean but it was funny cause he is such a bully brat!

[Philip from HF]

person - your mom
me - gg you *****, all you can talk about is my mom