This is....Yo Momma!

[Lyca]

5/10
Pretty rubish

Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon

[Scriptermone]

Rofl, your only saying pretty rubbish because I keep saying 'old'
for a start, that is an old one.
6/10 "/

Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

[Lyca]

You just getting them from here
http://www.ahajokes.com/ym02.html
All the ones you have said i found on here

[Scriptermone]

So?
point being?
you must've been getting them from there aswell, if you just found that site.

Your mom is so dumb, she got ran over by a parked car.

[Lyca]

Yo momma is so dumb she spent sevral hours looking at an orange juice carton because it said concentrate

[Scriptermone]

Your momma is so old, her birth certificate is written in roman numerals.

[Lyca]

6/10

Do you know the story about the little old woman that lives in a shoe? Well, Yo mama so poor she live in a flip flop

[dizzieboi]

your mums like a tv every a 3 yr old can turn her on

[Chaz]

4/10

Yo mammas so fat she dnt need the internet! Shes already worldwide!

[Frank459]

4/10

Yo mammas so fat she dnt need the internet! Shes already worldwide!

Ahahaha 8/10

Yo mummas so fat she got stuck in a supermarket and asked where all the food was