Make Me Laugh - Ends 20th June

[motleyfool]

Habbo Name: :Motleyfool

Joke:

Why did the pig learn karate?

So he could do pork chops.

[the wombats]

Habbo Name: :-Mystical.Craig-

Joke:

what is the smartest kind of see

. a spelling bee XD

[KevSays]

Habbox Name: KevSays
Habbo Name: KevSays

There are 2 sheeps in a field. One of the sheep says "Baa!" and the other says "Hey, I was just about to say that!"

[micky.blue.eyes]

Habbox and Habbo name: micky.blue.eyes
Joke:

A boy and his dad are walking in the kwik-e-mart. The boy sees a weird package and asks his dad: What is that weird package?
The dad answers: Those are condoms.
Ohw, ok. Said the boy.
But the boy asks: Why is there a package of 3?
Dad: That is for teenagers, one for friday, one for saturday and one for sunday.
Boy: Ohw, ok. But why is there also a package of 6?
Dad: That is for young adults, two for friday, two for saturday and two for sunday.
Boy: Ohw, ok. But who takes the package of 12?
Dad: Those are for married people, one for January, one for February, one for .......

[Jacko2kn3]

Its the middle of winter, and a young man is sat on his sofa inside his house. It's freezing, even the central heating isn't keeping him warm! Suddenly there is a knock on the door. He gets up, opens it, and sees a tiny snail shivering on his mat.

"P-P-P-Please can I come in? It's f-f-f-freezing out here," The snail asks.

"No way!" The man says, kicking the snail away.

A year later, and the weather is how it was before. Freezing, snowing, and the man is sat inside his house, still cold as the central heating is once again not helping. There was a knock at his door, so he got up and answered it. The snail was once again there, and he said:

"What did you do that for?"

ol:

[rosie387]

Habbo name: rosie387
Joke:
A chinese man phoned up his boss and said '' me no come to work me not feel well'' boss says ''well im gonna suggest something here try i have *** with my wife when im ill it always works Try it'' chinese man says: ''Ok ill be there in thrity mins'' ( 30 mins later ) chinese man: '' i feel better, by the way you have nice wife''

[Jane]

Habbo Name: Janeh
My Joke:When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.

[joshuar]

Habbo Name: crashb555
Joke: "Is this heaven" a man asked Santan

[RareWolf]

Habbo Name : RareWolf
Habbox Name : RareWolf
Random Name : BOB

Joke :

how do you tell if stephs been using the computer? theres tip-ex all ova the sceen >: ]

(steph has in steph=04= ha ha ha >: ] )
*Looks at steph with a bat*
*Runs for me Life*

[Lerf]

Me: Knock Knock
You: Who's there?
Me: Bet
You: Bet who?!
Me: Betty!

ROFL!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! I bet you didn't see that coming

Edit: Someone gave me rep stating that they didn't get the joke but I should have rep. anyway! Well to that person - thank you!!! And it isn't a joke you're supposed to 'get' - It is a joke that is so sarcastic and silly, that you just try and ... make it funny *shrugs*