You dont sweat much for a fat bird.

You dont sweat much for a fat bird.
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lol thats quite funny
shudder i can just imagine how awkward that is!
"Nice legs, when do they open"
"What time does the fish market open"
Lame i know x)
~ "Difference is brilliant, difference is what makes this world"
hmmmm lol
"If you were a tear, I would cry for fear of losing you"
Aaaw =)
Some of those are just weird though..
"It's your lucky day - my girlfriend dumped me last night, so I'm back on the singles market"
Surely thats something you Wouldn't mention to a girl you were chatting up?
MUMFORD
if i told you you had a nice body, would you hold it against me
hahaha omg i so want to try that one out
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