One day, the not so brave and somewhat handsome Matt Garner decided to slay the dragon that was terrorizing his village in order to win the heart of his lady fair. He suddenly stumbled upon the massive (and smelly) beast and became so startled that he ran to his trusty sidekick: SabrinaStorm. They weren't sure what to make of this, so they finally decided to snog instead. After this long day of this and that, Matt Garner decided that it was time for bed against Sabrina's protests and spent the night on the couch. THE END.

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