Stupid things you've done drunk.

[Special]

smoked weed
slept in a field

other than that i'm a good person to have a drink with

[buttons]

and i set up my sleeping bag in the middle of a main road.

omg lol

There's loads of daft stuff lol, receiving sexual favours from a fatty was probably the worst like lool, was decent though.

ew.



ahh when i was 15 i tried to swing around a metre high pole but slid off hitting my face and bursting my lip. i was crying for ages in front of loads of people from school ://// the police were called by the pizza shop man n i got lifted, left my jacket at the police station, got home and rang EVERYONE asking where it was. decided to go for a wander to find it and got lifted again. that put me off alcohol for a while, got offered alcohol councelling and meetings because they thought i was drinking due to depression hahaha

got drunk at college and on the way home got the bus driver to stop so i could use the public toilets, they were closed so i cried and had to stop at the next village then everyone moaned at me and i cried again

tried to phone my brother to pick me up but phoned my driving instructor (...i was crying obv) instead. at quater to 3 lmaoooo.

first class night out we went to a club n i fell outside in the line, then in the club and at college i'm way shy so everyone was lolling at me when we got back. we went to some guys house n i kicked my mates bf in the head with heels by mistake, threw the pillows everywhere and pissed everyone off. i didn't cry though

idek why people put up with me

[PaulMacC]

tried to phone my brother to pick me up but phoned my driving instructor (...i was crying obv) instead. at quater to 3 lmaoooo.

i remember the next day you told me that story.

[Swearwolf]

got drunk and went to a youth club i used to go to with a mate. they asked us all to go into the hall at the back cos some group had come to do a presention/show on how alcohol is bad LOL like did a scene from a park where this bird gets drunk etc

[Catzsy]

Don't drink an awful lot but drank 'scrumpy' instead of normal cider and threw up in my friend's Dad's almost new Jaguar. Never drinking that again.|-)|-)

[GoldenMerc]

omg lol

ew.



ahh when i was 15 i tried to swing around a metre high pole but slid off hitting my face and bursting my lip. i was crying for ages in front of loads of people from school ://// the police were called by the pizza shop man n i got lifted, left my jacket at the police station, got home and rang EVERYONE asking where it was. decided to go for a wander to find it and got lifted again. that put me off alcohol for a while, got offered alcohol councelling and meetings because they thought i was drinking due to depression hahaha

got drunk at college and on the way home got the bus driver to stop so i could use the public toilets, they were closed so i cried and had to stop at the next village then everyone moaned at me and i cried again

tried to phone my brother to pick me up but phoned my driving instructor (...i was crying obv) instead. at quater to 3 lmaoooo.

first class night out we went to a club n i fell outside in the line, then in the club and at college i'm way shy so everyone was lolling at me when we got back. we went to some guys house n i kicked my mates bf in the head with heels by mistake, threw the pillows everywhere and pissed everyone off. i didn't cry though

idek why people put up with me

New years eve Jen our texts aha we texted all night and i coulnt understand ur texts at all in the morning i coulnt understand ether texts!

[Nuxty]

urm, danced on a table in a pub and got chucked out and i threw up over someone! oh and i tried to strangle my sister cos we had an argument then she kind of dug her nails into my arms and I now have scars as a memory. i hate what drink can do to people!

[louder]

So many people can do that, was you using your back 2 teeth?

i was.
here's a picture.
it's properly grim though, so if you don't like gore-y things, don't look.

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[Axel]

I don't get stupidly drunk often so the worst is just puking up on someone's sofa.

[danzooo]

Snogged a girl I'm really good friends with
Stole a pair of headphones
Threw red paint all over someone's bathtub
Punched someone
Passed out head first into a table


Obviously not all in the same night haha!