Death Test

[EletricMornings]

I wanna live till 90000000000000000000

[ilovejordan]

i wana live till at least 3000

[Jordan3]

Wednesday, December 9th 2065
At the tender age of 73 years old.
On that date, you will most likely die from:

Alcoholism (10%)
Drowning (6%)
Suicide (5%)
Alien Abduction (5%)
Other fascinating statistics:

19,844,510 people have taken The Death Test.
Of those, 58% were female and 42% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 64 years.
70% of test takers have hairy nipples.
9% have had team ***.
3% work in the adult entertainment industry.
And 16623 people claim to have leprosy.

Some great questions there!!

[ilovejordan]

i'm loving the hairy nipples one :p

[Vitality]

Friday, October 14th 2005
At the tender age of 13 years old. On that date, you will most likely die from:


Contagious Disease (100%)
Cancer (49%)
Alcoholism (47%)
Heart Attack (30%)

Omg it says im going to die tonite ...... http://community.sparknotes.com/death/page7.repl

[kaut]

Friday, October 14th 2005
At the tender age of 13 years old. On that date, you will most likely die from:


Contagious Disease (100%)
Cancer (49%)
Alcoholism (47%)
Heart Attack (30%)

Omg it says im going to die tonite ...... http://community.sparknotes.com/death/page7.repl

whoo hoo! I'm not the only one dying in the near future. But unlike you.. I have enough time to enjoy my last days of life. Sad to hear you won't be alive tomorrow to read this... but hey, that's what you get for contracting contagious diseases.

[Blader_Boy]

And 16623 people claim to have leprosy.

Lol I did one of those once and It said I was going to die at 15.. I'm 16.. I have defied death and shal live for ever.

[Owen]

Saturday, July 11th 2065
At the tender age of 73 years old.
On that date, you will most likely die from:
Drowning (6%)
Suicide (5%)
"Cleaning your Rifle" (3%)
Alien Abduction (3%)

:S

[le harry]

Sunday, April 9th 2062
At the tender age of 69 years old.
On that date, you will most likely die from:

Drowning (10%)
Alien Abduction (5%)
Homicide (2%)
Third Degree Burns (2%)
Other fascinating statistics:

19,844,851 people have taken The Death Test.
Of those, 58% were female and 42% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 64 years.
70% of test takers have hairy nipples.
9% have had team ***.
3% work in the adult entertainment industry.
And 16626 people claim to have leprosy.


werd.. lol

[CutieJamie]

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

Saturday, April 4th 2065
At the tender age of 73 years old.
On that date, you will most likely die from:

Cancer (10%)
Heart Attack (5%)
Drowning (3%)
Alien Abduction (2%)


lmao Alien Abduction