Little Guide To Chavs [Updated]

[-=rooty987=-]

There is nothing wrong with being a chav/ned, however. the majority of them are criminals (vandals, thigs etc) which is why they have such a bad reputation.

So true, so true...

[Random]

There is nothing wrong with being a chav/ned, however. the majority of them are criminals (vandals, thigs etc) which is why they have such a bad reputation.

Lol. i'd love to know what a thig is. Don't you mean Thug? ;P

[chilloutrich]

rofl, very nice article . Hopefully it doesnt offend anyone!

[mike475]

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:eusa_danc

[FlyingJesus]

Isn't that lifted completely out of the real "Little Book Of Chavs"? I've seen that book and this article looks exactly the same, even down to the "chav names" bit.

[-=rooty987=-]

Uhuh Hehe, I edited it actually I had to copy some out, but I added bits in
I added bits in so I didn't feel the need to say where I got most of the information from I got the book for chrimbo

I'll show you the material that was completely created by me

Chavs are fond of swear words, and use them to punctuate sentences and make the sentences sound more interesting.
Examples of Chav talk :
‘Is something the matter?’ translates into ‘Wot da #!?$ you lookin at?’
‘Pardon?’ translates into ‘Wot da #!?$ you sayin?’
‘Have you got a problem with me?’ translates into ‘Comon den, I’ll #!?$in batter you!’

It’s quite easy to spot a Chav, as it is with any ‘labelled’ person. Normally Chavs walk around in big groups, and wear hoodies with caps on. They also normally wear all matching tracksuits. Many makes of clothing are now recognised with chavs.
Including :
Burberry
Nike
Adidas
New York Yankees
Nickleson
Reebok
Louis Vuitton
Von Dutch

^^ Although the book states some of those makes

[FlyingJesus]

Fairy 'nuff ^_^ Funny book.

[-=rooty987=-]

It is, the book is actually massive Well, it's got ALOT of info in it How did someone manage to write that much about chavs? Lool!

[Dudeitsme]

None of that is true.

[FlyingJesus]

It's gross generalisation, as with any article you could publish about any group, race or tribe of people, but that doesn't make it less funny.